Hello everyone! I hear this song every day..and I mean every day. All the people at my school know how to play it on guitar, and when I searched for the chords online for the hell of it, I received disturbingly wrong results. I wish you the best of luck! Adios! (h - hammer on) Itroduction.. e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------- | G|-------h2-0-h2-0--2-4--h2-0-h2-0-h2-0--------------------------------------| D|----2---------------------------------0-3----------------------------------| A|--3------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| Right after the intro, you press on a Bb, and pick strings D and G down like.. e|--1------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--1------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--1----3-------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--1--3---------------------------------------------------------------------| A|--1------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|--1------------------------------------------------------------------------| Then strum the Bb (which you're still in the position of) DOWN thrice, but mute the strings after each (slowish) strum! Then strum a C until the first chord F of the song. THE STRUMMING OF THE CHORDS.. The strumming takes a little getting used to, but if you listen to the song enough, then you should get it. Strum each chord DOWN, UP, then MUTE twice. So you strum down, then up, then hold the strings, and do that twice for each chord. Make sure to not go too fast! Listen to the song, and you'll get it! F Bartender I really did it this time Am Broke my parole to have a good time Bb When I got home it was 6 AM C The door was locked so I kicked it in F She was trippin' on the bills Am I think she was high on some pills Bb She threw my shit out into the yard C Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard F And in my drunken stuper Am I did what I should have never of done Bb Now I'm sittin' here talking to you C Drunk and on the run F I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside Am Waitin' for my ride on the outside Bb She broke my heart, in the trailer park C So I jacked the keys to her f**kin' car Crashed that piece of shit n-then stepped away You know Mo I'll probably get ten years So just get me beers till they get here Yea I know the sun is comin' up And ya'll are probably get ready for closin' up But im tryin' to dry my soul I m tired of this life on the dirt road Everything that I love is gone And I'm tired of hangin on Im sittin' at a bar on the inside Waitin' for my ride on the outside She stole my heart, in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her f**kin' car And crashed that piece of shit n-then stepped away RAP MONOLOG Yes it was meant to be Romance is misery So much for memories And now I am headed to the penitentiary See me on TV The next cop series I am a danger I guess I should have did something about my anger But I never learn Real things I don't concern I pour kerosene on everything I love And watch it burn I know it's my fault But I wasn't happy it was over She threw a fit So I crashed that piece of shit over ---RETURN And now I am going back again Back to the pin to see my friends When we all phial of that county van Don't ask me where I been I been at bar on the inside Waitin' for my ride on the outside She broke my heart, in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her f**kin' car I Crashed that piece of shit n-then stepped away -------------FADES OUT (Continue the same chords and rhythm) Laaa laaaa la laa la la laaaa laaa laaa la la la laaaa Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Laaa Laaa laaaa la laa la la laaaa laaa laaa la la la laaaa Hey you bastard Laaaa Laaa laaaa la laa la la laaaa laaa laaa la la la laaaa .........