Michael, you old pirate!  This has to be the closest.

Radio Free Europe

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Decide yourself, if radio's gonna stay.
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Reason, it could polish up the Grey.
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put that, put that, put that in your wall.
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Doubt this is a country at all.
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Raving station . . . .Decide yourself

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Keep me out of a country in the world.
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Deal afar is usually absurd.
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Don’t ask, Don’t ask, Coming From 
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Doubt they’re pushing for us too far

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Straight off the boat. . . .Where to go? 

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Calling out in the transit, Calling out in the transit
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Radio Free Europe, Radio...

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Besides defying media too fast
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Instead of pushing governments to fall
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Push that, Push that, Push that, if you want.
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Doubt this isn’t nothing at all.

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Raving station . . .Decide yourself


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Calling out in the transit, Calling out in the transit
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Radio Free Europe, Radio Free Europe...

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Decide yourself...  Calling on a boat 

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Keep me out of a country in the world.
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Reason it could follow the absurd

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Straight off the boat. . . Where to go?

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Calling out in the Transit, Calling out in the Transit
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Radio Free Europe, Radio Free Europe
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Calling out in the Transit, Calling out in the Transit
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Radio Free Europe, Radio Free Europe.
 
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