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Oooh when I was a little boy
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Only one or two
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The first thing I did enjoy
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Was a plate of barbeque

 
Chorus: (walk up to D)
D
Barbeque sliced beef and bread
D
Ribs and sausage and a cold Big Red
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Barbeque makes old ones feel young
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Barbeque makes everybody someone
E
If you're feelin' puny and you don't know what to do
      D                                   A
Treat yourself to some meat eat some barbeque


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Now there was a girl I knew
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She treated me so mean
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I offered her my Barbeque
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She licked my platter clean

 
Chorus: (walk up to D)
D
Barbeque sliced beef and bread
D
Ribs and sausage and a cold Big Red
A
Barbeque makes old ones feel young
A
Barbeque makes everybody someone
E
If you're feelin' puny and you don't know what to do
      D                                   A
Treat yourself to some meat eat some barbeque


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Don't give me no broccoli
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Or any Swiss fondue
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Baby if you want to rock me
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Give me good ole barbeque

 
Chorus: (walk up to D)
D
Barbeque sliced beef and bread
D
Ribs and sausage and a cold Big Red
A
Barbeque makes old ones feel young
A
Barbeque makes everybody someone
E
If you're feelin' puny and you don't know what to do
      D                                   A
Treat yourself to some meat eat some barbeque


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Don't send me to heaven
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It ain't where I should go
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Cause the Devil's got a charcoal pit
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And a good fire down below

 
Chorus: (walk up to D)
D
Barbeque sliced beef and bread
D
Ribs and sausage and a cold Big Red
A
Barbeque makes old ones feel young
A
Barbeque makes everybody someone
E
If you're feelin' puny and you don't know what to do
      D                                   A
Treat yourself to some meat eat some barbeque


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Let your feet hit the street
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Find a good place to eat
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Get some Barbeque