G                C
e|------3--------3------0--------0-------------------------------------------|
B|------0--------0------1--------1-------------------------------------------|
G|------0--------0------0--------0-------------------------------------------|
D|------0--------0------2--oh2---2-------------------------------------------|
A|------2---0h2--2----3-3--------3-------------------------------------------|
E|----3-3--------3------x--------x-------------------------------------------|

Repeat until the chorus 

chorus:
A
Carve the Turkey
C
Turn the ball game on
A
It's margaritas when the eggnog's gone
C
Send somebody to the Quickpak Store
A
We need some ice and an extension chord
C
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites
A
A box of Pampers, Marlboro Lights
C
Halelluja everybody say cheese
A     
Merry Christmas from the family