Stone Cold Sober Recorded by Rod Stewart Original Key E Intro G Em D Verse 1 G A D Never get to bed before sunup always get caught in the rain G A D Sometimes I might get in trouble never was one to complain C G A D Now gentleman you must agree ain't it worth it when you're out on cloud thirty-three to be Chorus G Em D Stone cold sober again G Em D Down in the alley again G Em D (F F#) optional Stone cold sober again Verse 2 G A D Never found a dime in a gutter always get my best friends drunk G A D If the president tries to call me say Rodney come on over for lunch C G D I'd say gentlemen excuse me please but I'm busy with my buddies up on cloud thirty-three Chorus Verse 3 G A D Sunday is a drag so forget it Monday you can make up for that G A D Tuesday take a taste for dinner if you're all right spend it in bed C G A D But on Thursday prepare for your weekend and let Friday disappear into Saturday mornin' Chorus