Artist-Shack
Song-Oscar
Writer-Mick Head
Tabbed by S. McNally


Intro
G-C-F-C   (4x)


Verse 1
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Yea you know there's Oscar and he wheelchair bound
         F                   C
and he's living off the state
G                                       C
He's got this dream about living in the Netherlands
      F                  C
Where sex is on the slate
G                                C
He asked this chick if she could help him out
                    F                    C
She said you know I oughta smack yer face
G                                 C
These arms do nothing and I'm not trying to be funny
                 F                     C
but I just don't think we got the space


Chorus
(C)              G
You gotta settle down
                   C
You gotta think it out
                    F    C
You gotta paint the scene
(C)              G
I'm not made of stone
                  C
Can't do it on my own
                     F    C
Can't you see what I mean?


Verse
Yea he gotta a letter from a friend of his
who's living in Amsterdam
He's got this woman who comes around a couple times a month
it's a lady her names Ann
Yea she pops up and down once or twice a month
it's all part of some brand new government plan
She said she doesn't think of herself as a prostitute
She's more of a healer-yea that's Ann


Chorus
You gotta settle down
You gotta think it out
You gotta paint the scene
I'm not made of stone
Can't do it on my own
Can't you see what I mean?


Bridge
        Dm                     F
And I'm sick and tired of this place
      C           G
it's driving me insane
         Dm          F
And I'll save all my money
        C       G
and get on that plane
      Dm               F
And I have to have the courage
                    C             G
to determine what's out there for me
    Am     Em      Dm        G
And I said I could stay with him
    Am        Em        Dm         G
And since I'm very good friends of his


Intrusmental (over verse chords)


Verse 
Yea you know there's Oscar and he's wheelchair bound
and he's living off the state
He's got this dream about living in the Netherlands
Where sex is on the slate
He asked this chick if she could help him out
She said you know I oughta smack yer face
These arms do nothing and I'm not trying to be funny
but I just don't think we got the space


Chorus
You gotta settle down
You gotta think it out
You gotta paint the scene
I'm not made of stone
Can't do it on my own
Can't you see what I mean?


Bridge
And I'm sick and tired of this place
it's driving me insane
And I'll save all my money
and get on that plane
And I have to have the courage
to determine what's out there for me
And I said I could stay with him
And since I'm very good friends of his
I said I could stay with him
And since I'm very good friends of his


Outro

C   Dm
Hey Now!! 
C   Dm
Hey Now!! 
C   Dm
Hey Now!! 
C   Dm
Hey Now!! 

End on G