It's a tricky one, this.
Listen to the song.
It took me a while to pick up the rhythm.
Just keep trying!

Capo on 2

Intro: E7 G A  x2

E7
I am the son and the heir
     G               A          E7
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar 

I am the son and heir
                           G    A   Cmaj7
Of nothing in particular 

              G
You shut your mouth 
            D
How can you say 
                      E7
I go about things the wrong way 
     Cmaj7                  G
I am Human and I need to be loved 
D                                   E7
Just like everybody else does 

E7 G A  x2

E7
I am the son and the heir
     G               A          E7
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar 

I am the son and heir
                           G    A   Cmaj7
Of nothing in particular 

              G
You shut your mouth 
            D
How can you say 
                      E7
I go about things the wrong way 
     Cmaj7                  G
I am Human and I need to be loved 
D                                   E7
Just like everybody else does 

E7 G A  x4

Cmaj7
                                 G
There's a club, if you'd like to go 
                       D           E7
You could meet somebody who really loves you 
       Cmaj7                     G
So you go, and you stand on your own 
                      D
And you leave on your own 

And you go home 

And you cry 
                E7
And you want to die 

E7 G A  x4

Cmaj7
                               G     D
When you say it's gonna happen now, 
                             E7
Well, when exactly do you mean?  
         Cmaj7              G       D
See I've already waited too long 
                   E7
And all my hope is gone

E7 G A  x4

C G D E7  x2

E7

E7 G A  x4

Cmaj7

              G
You shut your mouth 
            D
How can you say 
                      E7
I go about things the wrong way 
     Cmaj7                  G
I am Human and I need to be loved 
D                                   E7
Just like everybody else does 

E7 G A fade out...