I've sung some songs that were lame I've slept with girls on the game I've got my Catholic shame Lord I'm in purgatory Basically it's all come-on talk for me I wasn't me when we met You haven't lost my respect I'm here to serve and protect What shape of insanity Keeps leading you back to me? So put your hands across the water Mushroom Monsoon Come soon Don't wanna piss on your parade I'm here to make money and get laid Yeah I'm a star but I'll fade If you ain't stickin your knives in me You will be eventually To all you Sharons and Michelles With all your tales to sell Save your meat money well I'm glad that spending a night with me Guaranteed you celebrity. And I can't talk in a crowd When I'm alone I'm too loud You're done, your daddy's proud Thank you for keeping me company You've all been so nice to me So put your hands across the water Mushroom Monsoon Come soon Oh Lord I feel Nothing I know much smarter men Never got this far I got too many regrets I've smoked too many cigarettes I've had more blondes than brunettes I'm not expecting your sympathy But it's all been too much for me So put your hands across the water Mushroom Monsoon Come soon