Waterproof

C
The rain just falls off of me 
The tears just fall off of me 
          Dm              C
Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof 
    G
The barometric pressure has no relevance to me 

The rain just falls off of me 
The tears just fall off of me 
'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof 
The pressure you're exerting is irrelevant to me 

  Dm
Umbrellas waving, the streets need paving, 
    Am                    G
The rain runs down to the sea 
    Dm
But I'm indifferent, for me it's different, 
     Am             G
It's all Bahamas to me 

Verse 1 

Em
The skies are starting to cloud up 
But that won't slow me down 
Your eyes are starting to well up 
But that won't bring me down 
The skies are starting to cloud up 
But that won't slow me down 
Your eyes are starting to well up 
But that won't bring me down, bring me down 

Gm         Dm            Am        G               D
Completely dry, dry as a Navajo in August, see the sky 
                 C                     D
The mothers just sigh, send children inside
               F    C  
Hey, mama, you lied 

The skies are starting to cloud up but that won't slow me down 
Your eyes are starting to well up but that won't bring me down 
'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof 
The barometric pressure has no relevance to me 

The skies are starting to cloud up but that won't slow me down 
Your eyes are starting to well up but that won't bring me down 
'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof 
The pressure you're exerting is irrelevant to me 

  Dm                                     C                G7 
I see you crying but I'm not buying your Meryl Streep mimicry 
     Dm                                    C             G7
It's misdirected, your voice inflected for maximum sympathy 
        Dm              Am          Em            D
Niagara Falls, romantic getaway for lovers of all creeds 
             C                   D  
They're all agreed, impressive indeed 
         F             C    G
Till the Falls stall before me 

The rain just falls off of me 
The tears just fall off of me 
'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof 
And nothing of a liquid nature's gonna mess with me 
The rain just falls off of me, 
The tears just fall off of me, 
'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof 
Water, water everywhere, but not a drop on me 
 




by: José Duarte
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