My breath smells like a thousand fags
And when I'm drunk I dance like me dad
I've started to dress a bit like him

Early morning when I wake up
I look like Kiss but without the make-up
And that's a good line to take it to the bridge

CHORUS
And you know and you know 
'cos my life's a mess
And I'm trying to grow 
so before I'm old I'll confess
You think that I'm strong you're wrong
you're wrong
I'll sing my song my song my song

My bed's full of takeaways and fantasies
Of easy lays
The pause button's broke on my video
And is this real 'cos I feel fake
Oprah Winfrey and Rikki Lake
Teach me things I don't need to know

CHORUS
If I did it all again I'd be a nun
The rain was never cold when I was young
I'm still young we're still young
Life's too short to be afraid
Step inside the sun

CHORUS
Life's too short to be afraid 
So take a pill to numb the pain
You don't have to take the blame

Life's too short to be afraid 
So take a pill to numb the pain
You don't have to take the blame