C                                            
It's not easy having yourself a good time
Fm
Greasing up those bets and betters
Watching out they don't four-letter
C
Fuck and kiss you both at the same time
Fm
Smells-like something I've forgotten
Curled up died and now it's rotten


   Gm
I'm not a gangster tonight
  Ab
Don't want to be a bad guy
    Gm
I'm just a loner baby
   Ab
And now you're gotten in my way


     Eb
I can't decide
             G
Whether you should live or die
              Ab
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
                   F
Please don't hang your head and cry
               Eb
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
   G                           Ab
It's cold and hard and petrified
Eb                         F  
Lock the doors and close the blinds
Ab                   Eb
We're going for a ride

C
It's a bitch convincing people to like you
Fm
If I stop now call me a quitter
If lies were cats you'd be a litter
C
Pleasing everyone isn't like you
Fm
Dancing jigs until I'm crippled
Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled


Gm
I've got to hand it to you
Ab
You've played by all the same rules
Gm
It takes the truth to fool me
Ab
And now you've made me angry


Eb
I can't decide­
G
Whether you should live or die
Ab
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
F
Please don't hang your head and cry
              Eb
No wonder why  
My heart feels dead inside
   G                 Ab
It's cold and hard and petrified
       Eb                       F
Lock the doors and close the blinds
       Ab                Eb
We're going for a ride

­
                C
Oh I could throw you in the lake
      Fm
Or feed you poisoned birthday cake
          Bb                                                    Ebm
I wont deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone
                G
Oh I could bury you alive
                      Cm
But you might crawl out with a knife
                  Abm                
And kill me when I'm sleeping

That's why


Eb
I can't decide
                              G
Whether you should live or die
               Ab
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
                   F
Please don't hang your head and cry
                Eb 			
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
       G                        Ab
It's cold and hard and petrified
Eb                        F 
Lock the doors and close the blinds
Ab                 Eb
We're going for a ride