Pretzel Logic Intro riff then |Am7| 4X Chord code: Chord/Bass Am7 I would love to tour the Southland in a travelling minstrel show Dm7 Yes I?d love to tour the Southland in a travelling minstrel show D/E E/A C/D D/G Yes I?m dying to be a star and make them laugh D/E E/A C/D D/G Sound just like a record on a phonograph D/E Amaj7 C D C Fmaj7 G Am7 These days are gone forever, over a long time ago, oh yeah I have never met Napoleon, but I plan to find the time Yes I?ve never met Napoleon, but I plan to find the time Cause he looked so fine upon that hill They tell me he was lonely, he?s lonely still These days are gone forever, over a long time ago, oh yeah Solo Verse D Am7 I stand up on the platform Fmaj7 The man gives me the news Am7 He said you must be joking son Am Am/B Am/C Am/C# Dm7 Where did you get those shoes Am7 Where did you get those shoes Well I?ve seen ?em on the TV the movie shows They say the times are changing but I just don?t know These things are gone forever, over a long time ago, oh yeah Fade out riff: |Am7|Am7|Fmaj7|G|