xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 3 B a l l o o n s ( 2 0 0 9 ) T h e U n o f f i c i a l O n l i n e G u i t a r C h o r d s D R A K E B E L L xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx +--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+ + This file is the work of Jordan Lapping and represents his + + transcription of the album. You may only use this file for + + private study, scholarship, or research. The contents may not + + be duplicated for use with other websites without written + + permission. Thank you for understanding. Enjoy. + +---------------------------------------------------------------+ ARTIST: Stephen Lynch ALBUM: 3 Balloons (2009) GERNE: Comedy SONGS: 1. Waiting 2. Fishin' Hole 3. Dear Diary 1 4. Crazy Peanuts 5. 3 Balloons 6. Dear Diary 2 7. Medieval Bush 8. A History Lesson 9. Dear Diary 3 10. You (Prettier Than) 11. The Ballad of Scarface 12. America 13. Dear Diary 4 14. Hallelujah 15. [BONUS] Newer Dear Diary Entires xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx H o w T o R e a d T h i s G u i d e xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx When reading online chords, certain questions may often spring to mind, such as: "How many strums do I do here?" or "What is the pattern there, when should I switch chord?" Similarly, with online tabs they aren't often very accurate; or don't show clearly how this is synchronized to the lyrics of the track. This can be a pain for those learning, and I myself have suffered from it before. To eliminate this problem, I've tried my very best to show both chords and tabs for each song. Take, for example, this randomly put-together riff: ========================================================= D C G E Em e]--22222--00000--33333~----------0~~~----0--------0~~~--| B]--33333--11111--00000~---------0~~~---0---------0~~~---| G]--22222--00000--00000~--------1~~~--------0----0~~~----| D]--00000--22222--00000~-------2~~~-------------2~~~-----| A]---------33333--22222~------2~~~-------------2~~~------| E]----------------33333~-----0~~~-------------0~~~-------| D C La la la la la, da da da da da G E Em La la la la la, daa..... ========================================================= In this way, the above indicates how many times the chord is strummed, and the "lyrics" below indicate when the chord is changed. Similarly, you can see that the E is written differently to the former, which indicates a slow, singular strum (then letting it ring). Finally, the Em tabbed at the end shows a short picked chord followed by another slow, singular strum (again letting it ring). Thus, the reader should be able to sufficiently and successfully identify how to fit the given information together. This now hopefully leaves no stone unturned, and enables you all to understand how to read this guide. With this said, it may be useful for you to understand the following techniques used in this guide: TABLATURE LEGEND: (h) = hammer-on (p) = pull-off (/) = slide (~) = let it ring (x) = muted strings N/C = No Chord xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 1. W a i t i n g xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tabbed by Jordan Lapping Tuning: E (Standard) CHORDS USED: A Am7 Asus4 B7 C Cmaj7 D E Em e]---0----0----0----x----0----x----2----0----0---| B]---2----1----3----0----1----0----3----0----0---| G]---2----0----2----2----0----0----2----1----0---| D]---2----2----2----1----2----2----0----2----2---| A]---0----0----0----2----3----3---------2----2---| E]----------------------------3---------0----0---| INTRO: Em e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--| B]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--| G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--| D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--| (x4) A]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--| E]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--| VERSE 1: Em Cmaj7 e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-xx-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-xx--| B]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--| G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--| D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--| A]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33--| E]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33--| Am7 B7 e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x----| B]--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0~~--| G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2~~--| D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1~~--| A]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2~~--| E]--------------------------------------------------------------| Em Cmaj7 It’s out of my hands and all I can do it wait Am7 It’s the not knowing that has put me in this state B7 The minutes feel like hours, the tension is too great I’ve done my part so now it’s in the hands of fate... CHORUS 1: Em C D B7 e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-xx--| B]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--| G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--| D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11--| (x2) A]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33----------------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--| E]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--------------------------------------------------------------| Em C Waiting for my AIDS test to come back D B7 I shouldn’t have fucked that prostitute without a prophylactic Em C Waiting for my AIDS test to come back D B7 Regret is dripping from me like my semen down her crack Em And now I wait… TRANSITION 1: Em e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--| B]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--| G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--| D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--| (x4) A]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--| E]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--| VERSE 2: Em Cmaj7 e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-xx-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-xx--| B]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--| G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--| D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--| A]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33--| E]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33--| Am7 B7 e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-xx-x--| B]--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0--| G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2--| D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11-1--| A]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2--| E]---------------------------------------------------------------| Em Cmaj7 My nerves - they have been frayed, my pants - they have been shat Am7 I know the nurse will say, “It’s time to have a chat” B7 At least I’ll never worry about getting fat N/C I should think positive – no, wait! I didn’t say that! CHORUS 2: Em C D B7 e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-xx--| B]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--| G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--| D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11--| (x2) A]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33----------------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--| E]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--------------------------------------------------------------| Em C Waiting for my AIDS test to come back D B7 I never should have blown the tranny in my Cadillac Em C Waiting for my AIDS test to come back D B7 I just had to taste that sweet, forbidden nectar from his sack Em And now I wait… TRANSITION 2: Em e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--| B]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--| G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--| D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--| (x4) A]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--| E]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--| VERSE 3: Em Cmaj7 e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-xx-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-xx--| B]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--| G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--| D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--| A]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33--| E]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33--| Am7 B7 e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--x--| B]--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11--0--| G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2--| D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--1--| A]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2--| E]--------------------------------------------| Em Cmaj7 Is it over, will my jersey be retired? Am7 Will my name stitched upon a quilt be required? B7 Did I make a difference, was my life inspired? N/C Will Denzel Washington defend me when I’m fired? CHORUS 3: Em C D B7 e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-xx--| B]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--| G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--| D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11--| (x2) A]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33----------------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--| E]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--------------------------------------------------------------| Em C Waiting for my AIDS test to come back D B7 Eating assholes shouldn’t be an aphrodisiac Em C Waiting for my AIDS test to come back D B7 Em If I’m clean I swear to God I will stop shooting smack... probably PRE-BRIDGE: Em A Asus4 A e]--0-00000-0000--0-0000-0-0000-0--| B]--0-00000-0000--2-2222h3-3333p2--| G]--0-00000-0000--2-2222-2-2222-2--| D]--2-22222-2222--2-2222-2-2222-2--| (x2) A]--2-22222-2222--0-0000-0-0000-0--| E]--0-00000-0000-------------------| BRIDGE: Em A Asus4 A e]--0-00000-0000--0-0000-0-0000-0--| B]--0-00000-0000--2-2222h3-3333p2--| G]--0-00000-0000--2-2222-2-2222-2--| D]--2-22222-2222--2-2222-2-2222-2--| (x12) A]--2-22222-2222--0-0000-0-0000-0--| E]--0-00000-0000-------------------| Em A Asus4 A Boys and girls, don't be naïve Em A Asus4 A Take it from your Uncle Steve Em A Asus4 A AIDS cares not whom it affects Em A Asus4 A Caught from unprotected sex Em A Asus4 A Sharing needles, blood or spit Em A Asus4 A Or piss or semen, even shit Em A Asus4 A From handshakes, sneezes, toilet seats Em A Asus4 A From 'monkey bites' and uncooked meats Em A Asus4 A From dirty coins and dreadlocked hair Em A Asus4 A From certain children in daycare Em A Asus4 A Drinking water, breathing air Em A Asus4 A I tell you, AIDS is everywhere PRE-OUTRO: C D e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--| B]--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33--| G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--| D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--| (x2) A]--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33----------------------| E]------------------------------------------| C D C D e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22------0~~~-----2~~~--| B]--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33-----1~~~-----3~~~---| G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22----0~~~-----2~~~----| D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00---2~~~-----0~~~-----| A]--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33----------------------3~~~---------------| E]-------------------------------------------------------------| C D Oh God! I can't take anymore C D I think I'll run right out that door C D But wait - the nurse comes straightaway C D Tell me, what does my test say...? OUTRO: E D e]--0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0--2-2--| B]--0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0--3-3--| G]--1--1-1-1-1--1-1-1-1--1-1-1--2-2--| D]--2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2--0-0--| A]--2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-------| E]--0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-------| E D E e]--0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0--2-2--0-0-0~~~--| B]--0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0--3-3--0-0-0~~~--| G]--1--1-1-1-1--1-1-1-1--1-1-1--2-2--1-1-1~~~--| D]--2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2--0-0--2-2-2~~~--| A]--2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-------2-2-2~~~--| E]--0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-------0-0-0~~~--| E D E I’m okay! I’m okay! D E It’s just chlamydia... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 2. F i s h i n ' H o l e xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tabbed by Jordan Lapping Tuning: E (Standard) CHORDS USED: A A7 B7 C D E G e]---0----0----x----0----2----0----3---| B]---2----2----0----1----3----0----3---| G]---2----0----2----0----2----1----0---| D]---2----2----1----2----0----2----0---| A]---0----0----2----3---------2----2---| E]----------------------------0----3---| VERSE 1: G A7 C G e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--| B]--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--| G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--| D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--| A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--| E]--3-333-33333----------------------------3-333-33333--| G A7 C D e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--| B]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--| G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--| D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--| A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333---------------| E]--3-333-33333-----------------------------------------| G A7 Wanted to have some quality time with my son C G So I brought him down to the fishin' hole G A7 He didn't like the feelin' of that worm in his hand C D Got mad - threw down his fishin' pole VERSE 2: G A7 C G e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--| B]--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--| G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--| D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--| A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--| E]--3-333-33333----------------------------3-333-33333--| G A7 C D e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--| B]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--| G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--| D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--| A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333---------------| E]--3-333-33333-----------------------------------------| G A7 I said, "That's alright, son. Let's go and get an ice cream" C G "Let your old man buy you a treat" G A7 But he didn't like no flavours up upon that wall C D Started crying, and ran into the street... CHORUS 1: G B7 C G e]--3-333-33333--x-xxx-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--| B]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--| G]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--| D]--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--| (x2) A]--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--| E]--3-333-33333----------------------------3-333-33333--| G B7 He's an asshole, my kid's an asshole C G I swear he just don't float my boat G B7 Always crying, always crying C G Make me wanna punch him in his little throat VERSE 3: G A7 C G e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--| B]--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--| G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--| D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--| A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--| E]--3-333-33333----------------------------3-333-33333--| G A7 C D e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--| B]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--| G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--| D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--| A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333---------------| E]--3-333-33333-----------------------------------------| G A7 I called my lady up to tell her what had happened C G How our son had run away G A7 She said, "Don't worry, baby. I will talk to him" C D "And everything will be okay" CHORUS 2: G B7 C G e]--3-333-33333--x-xxx-xxxxx--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--| B]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--| G]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--| D]--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--| (x2) A]--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--| E]--3-333-33333----------------------------3-333-33333--| G B7 My lady's an asshole, she's an asshole C G Her assholishness is off the charts G B7 Always perfect, always perfect C G Make me wanna punch her in her lady-parts PRE-VERSE: G A7 C D e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--| B]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--| G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--| D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--| A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333---------------| E]--3-333-33333-----------------------------------------| VERSE 4: G A7 C G e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--| B]--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--| G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--| D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--| A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--| E]--3-333-33333----------------------------3-333-33333--| G A7 C D e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--| B]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--| G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--| D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--| A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333---------------| E]--3-333-33333-----------------------------------------| G A7 I decided I'd go down to the bar C G And drown my sorrows in a beer G A7 But the sign outside said 'Closed For Renovations' C D 'We'll open up again next year'... CHORUS 3: G B7 C G e]--3-333-33333--x-xxx-xxxxx--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--| B]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--| G]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--| D]--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--| (x2) A]--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--| E]--3-333-33333----------------------------3-333-33333--| G B7 That bar is an asshole, it's an asshole C G Oh, the worst bar in the land G B7 Always closing, always closing C G Can't punch a bar, 'cause you'll hurt your hand PRE-VERSE: G A7 C D e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--| B]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--| G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--| D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--| A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333---------------| E]--3-333-33333-----------------------------------------| VERSE 5: G A7 C G e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--| B]--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--| G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--| D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--| A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--| E]--3-333-33333----------------------------3-333-33333--| G A7 C D e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--| B]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--| G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--| D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--| A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333---------------| E]--3-333-33333-----------------------------------------| G A7 I went home to forget about my troubles C G Sat down in my favourite easy chair G A7 But I couldn't relax for the pain I was feeling C D As my hemorrhoid began to flair... CHORUS 4: G B7 C G e]--3-333-33333--x-xxx-xxxxx--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--| B]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--| G]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--| D]--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--| (x2) A]--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--| E]--3-333-33333----------------------------3-333-33333--| G B7 My asshole's an asshole, a real butthole C G Needs to put his asshole-self in check G B7 Always burning, always itching C G Make me wanna punch him in his asshole neck PRE-BRIDGE: G A7 C D e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--| B]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--| G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--| D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--| A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333---------------| E]--3-333-33333-----------------------------------------| BRIDGE: G A7 C G e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--| B]--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--| G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--| D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--| A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--| E]--3-333-33333----------------------------3-333-33333--| G A7 C D e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--| B]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--| G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--| D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--| A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333---------------| E]--3-333-33333-----------------------------------------| G A7 C G A7 C D e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--3~~------0~~------0~~------3~~~--| B]--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--0~~-----2~~------1~~------2~~~---| G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0~~----0~~------0~~------3~~~----| D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--0~~---2~~------2~~------0~~~-----| A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--2~~--0~~------3~~----------------| E]--3-333-33333----------------------------3-333-33333--3~~------------------------------| G A7 Late one night, lying awake in bed C G Mmmm, a realization came G A7 Are there really assholes everywhere I look C D Or am I the one to blame? G A7 Maybe I just do not say the things I should say C G And I don't do the things I ought A7 So I took a good hard look at myself in the mirror C D And this is what I thought... CHORUS 5: G B7 C G e]--3-333-33333--x-xxx-xxxxx--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--| B]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--| G]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--| D]--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--| (x2) A]--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--| E]--3-333-33333----------------------------3-333-33333--| N/C The guy who sold me this mirror's G B7 An asshole, he's an asshole C G Son of a bitch said it was antique G B7 He was lying, he was lying C G Make me wanna punch him in his salesman cheek OUTRO: C G C G C G C G e]--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--3--| B]--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--0--| G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0--| D]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--0--| A]--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--3-333-33333--2--| E]---------------3-333-33333---------------3-333-33333---------------3-333-33333---------------3--| C G I'm on a real asshole streak C G I could open up an asshole bootique C G I think this song has reached its peak C G Goodbye, you asshole, see you next week xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 3. D e a r D i a r y 1 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tabbed by Jordan Lapping Tuning: E (Standard) CHORDS USED: Am C Cmaj9 Em F G e]---0----0----0----0----1----3---| B]---1----1----1----0----1----0---| G]---2----0----0----0----2----0---| D]---2----2----0----2----3----0---| A]---0----3----2----2----3----2---| E]------------------0----1----3---| INTRO: C Em e]--------------------------0~--------| B]------------------------0----0------| G]-----0-----0-----0----0--------0----| D]-------0h2---0h2-----------------2--| (x2) A]--3~--------------------------------| E]--------------------0---------------| VERSE: C Em e]--------0~-------------0~--------| B]------1----1---------0----0------| G]----0--------0-----0--------0----| D]---------------2--------------2--| (x4) A]--3------------------------------| E]-----------------0---------------| F G C Cmaj9 Am F G e]--------1~-------------3~-------|-------0--------0--------0~-------|-------1~----------3--| B]------1----1---------0----0-----|-----1--------1--------1----1-----|-----1----1--------0--| G]----2--------2-----0--------0---|---0--------0--------2--------2---|---2--------2------0--| D]---------------3--------------0-|--------------------------------2-|--------------3----0--| A]--------------------------------|-3--------2--------0--------------|-------------------2--| E]--1--------------3--------------|----------------------------------|-1---------------3-3--| C Em Dear Diary - today was a good day C Em Papa and I picked wild flowers C Em Mama joined and we lay in the sunshine C Em Then we sang and danced for hours F G I know tomorrow will be even better C Cmaj9 Am So the good Lord I thank F G I'll write more later. Love, N/C Anne Frank OUTRO: C Em C e]--------------------------0~------------0~~~--| B]------------------------0----0---------1~~~---| G]-----0-----0-----0----0--------0------0~~~----| D]-------0h2---0h2-----------------2---2~~~-----| A]--3~--------------------------------3~~~------| E]--------------------0-------------------------| xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 4. C r a z y P e a n u t s xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tabbed by Jordan Lapping Tuning: E (Standard) CHORDS USED: A5 C5 D5 E5 F5 G G5 e]---------------------------3-------| B]---------------------------0-------| G]-------5----7--------------0-------| D]--7----5----7----2----3----0----5--| A]--7----3----5----2----3----2----5--| E]--5--------------0----1----3----3--| INTRO: C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 e|------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------| G|--5/7-7--xxxx-------xxxx--5-5--xxxx-------| D|--5/7-7--xxxx--7-7--xxxx--5-5--xxxx--5-5--| (x2) A|--3/5-5--xxxx--7-7--xxxx--3-3--xxxx--5-5--| E|---------xxxx--5-5--xxxx-------xxxx--3-3--| VERSE 1: C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 e|------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------| G|--5/7-7--xxxx-------xxxx--5-5--xxxx-------| D|--5/7-7--xxxx--7-7--xxxx--5-5--xxxx--5-5--| (x4) A|--3/5-5--xxxx--7-7--xxxx--3-3--xxxx--5-5--| E|---------xxxx--5-5--xxxx-------xxxx--3-3--| F5 E5 G e|----------------------------3-3--| B|----------------------------0-0--| G|----------------------------0-0--| D|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--2-2-2-2--0-0--| A|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--2-2-2-2--2-2--| E|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--0-0-0-0--3-3--| C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 C5/D5 Charlie Brown had a big blockhead, wore a stripey sweater every day A5 C5 G5 C5/D5 Tried to kick that football, but Lucy always pulled the motherfucker away A5 C5 G5 C5/D5 He flew a kite just to try to relax, but he always put that shit in a tree A5 C5 G5 And the little red-headed girl wouldn't give no play to poor Chuck B. F5 E5 G They were the baddest fuckers in the funny papers - PEANUTS! VERSE 2: C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 e|------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------| G|--5/7-7--xxxx-------xxxx--5-5--xxxx-------| D|--5/7-7--xxxx--7-7--xxxx--5-5--xxxx--5-5--| (x4) A|--3/5-5--xxxx--7-7--xxxx--3-3--xxxx--5-5--| E|---------xxxx--5-5--xxxx-------xxxx--3-3--| F5 E5 G e|----------------------------3-3--| B|----------------------------0-0--| G|----------------------------0-0--| D|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--2-2-2-2--0-0--| A|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--2-2-2-2--2-2--| E|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--0-0-0-0--3-3--| C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 C5/D5 (Ah-oh) Onto a security blanket, Linus Van Pelt would latch (Ah-oh) A5 C5 G5 C5/D5 He snuggled into that bitch to keep warm while waiting in a pumpkin patch (Ah-oh) A5 C5 G5 C5/D5 Had a stalker named Sally Brown - well, she always tried to get her some (Ah-oh) A5 C5 G5 She loved the way he knew the meaning of Christmas and the sexy way he sucked that thumb F5 E5 G Well, watch out, 'cause here they come... PEANUTS! CHORUS 1: C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 D5 A5 C5 G5 e|-------------------------------|-------------------------------| B|-------------------------------|-------------------------------| G|--5/7-77----------5-55---------|-7-77----------5-55------------| D|--5/7-77--777777--5-55--555555-|-7-77--777777--5-55--555555----| A|--3/5-55--777777--3-33--555555-|-5-55--777777--3-33--555555----| E|----------555555--------333333-|-------555555-------333333-----| D5 A5 C5 G5 D5 A5 C5 G5 e|-----------------------------|----------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------|----------------------------------------------------| G|--7-77----------5-55---------|-7-77----------5-55---------------------------------| D|--7-77--777777--5-55--555555-|-7-77--777777--5-55--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| A|--5-55--777777--3-33--555555-|-5-55--777777--3-33--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| E|--------555555--------333333-|-------555555--------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--| C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 Oh Peanuts! Crazy Peanuts! D5 A5 C5 G5 A bunch of kids trying to be free D5 A5 C5 G5 Take my hand and let's dance now D5 A5 C5 G5 Under Charlie's shitty Christmas Tree VERSE 3: C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 e|------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------| G|--5/7-7--xxxx-------xxxx--5-5--xxxx-------| D|--5/7-7--xxxx--7-7--xxxx--5-5--xxxx--5-5--| (x4) A|--3/5-5--xxxx--7-7--xxxx--3-3--xxxx--5-5--| E|---------xxxx--5-5--xxxx-------xxxx--3-3--| F5 E5 G e|----------------------------3-3--| B|----------------------------0-0--| G|----------------------------0-0--| D|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--2-2-2-2--0-0--| A|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--2-2-2-2--2-2--| E|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--0-0-0-0--3-3--| C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 C5/D5 (Ah-oh) Oh, Marcie was best friends with 'Patty', 'Patty Peppermint' (Ah-oh) A5 C5 G5 C5/D5 She would love to do things to that girl that Charles M. Schulz can't print (Ah-oh) A5 C5 G5 C5/D5 Pigpen was a dusty dude who couldn't keep his own ass clean (Ah-oh) A5 C5 G5 All the teachers said "Wa wa wa wa wa wa" - what does that shit mean? F5 E5 G Well, watch out, 'cause here they come... PEANUTS! CHORUS 2: C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 D5 A5 C5 G5 e|-------------------------------|-----------------------------| B|-------------------------------|-----------------------------| G|--5/7-77----------5-55---------|-7-77----------5-55----------| D|--5/7-77--777777--5-55--555555-|-7-77--777777--5-55--555555--| A|--3/5-55--777777--3-33--555555-|-5-55--777777--3-33--555555--| E|----------555555--------333333-|-------555555--------333333--| D5 A5 C5 G5 D5 A5 C5 G5 e|-----------------------------|----------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------|----------------------------------------------------| G|--7-77----------5-55---------|-7-77----------5-55---------------------------------| D|--7-77--777777--5-55--555555-|-7-77--777777--5-55--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| A|--5-55--777777--3-33--555555-|-5-55--777777--3-33--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| E|--5-55--555555--3-33--333333-|-5-55--555555--3-33--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--| C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 Oh Peanuts! Crazy Peanuts! D5 A5 C5 G5 Coming from The School of Hard Knocks D5 A5 C5 G5 Life's not always bowls of candy D5 A5 C5 G5 Sometimes you only get a bag of rocks BRIDGE: C5/D5 e|-------x--------x--------x--------x--------x--------x--------| B|-------x--------x--------x--------x--------x--------x--------| G|--5/7--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--| D|--5/7--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--| A|--3/5--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--| E|-------x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--| C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 e|------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------| G|--5/7-7--xxxx-------xxxx--5-5--xxxx-------| D|--5/7-7--xxxx--7-7--xxxx--5-5--xxxx--5-5--| (x2) A|--3/5-5--xxxx--7-7--xxxx--3-3--xxxx--5-5--| E|---------xxxx--5-5--xxxx-------xxxx--3-3--| F5 E5 G e|----------------------------3-3--| B|----------------------------0-0--| G|----------------------------0-0--| D|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--2-2-2-2--0-0--| A|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--2-2-2-2--2-2--| E|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--0-0-0-0--3-3--| C5/D5 (Ah-oh) Lucy was a psychiatrist but her comments always gave offence (Ah-oh) N/C And the bitch couldn't make no money, 'cause she charged a motherfucker five cents C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 C5/D5 (Ah-oh) You know the ladies love some Schroeder 'cause he played the '88s real good (Ah-oh) A5 C5 G5 And Franklin was a real cool cat, but the only brother in that hood F5 E5 G Well, watch out, 'cause here they come... PEANUTS! CHORUS 3: C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 e|--------------------------------| B|--------------------------------| G|--5/7-77----------5-55----------| D|--5/7-77--777777--5-55--555555--| A|--3/5-55--777777--3-33--555555--| E|----------555555--------333333--| D5 A5 C5 G5 e|------------------------------| B|------------------------------| G|--7-77----------5-55----------| D|--7-77--777777--5-55--555555--| (x3) A|--5-55--777777--3-33--555555--| E|--------555555--------333333--| C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 Oh Peanuts! Crazy Peanuts! D5 A5 C5 G5 Poor Charlie Brown, you will never get laid D5 A5 C5 G5 It's so hard to get pussy D5 A5 C5 G5 When you're the baldest kid in 2nd grade OUTRO: D5 A5 C5 G5 e|------------------------------| B|------------------------------| G|--7-77----------5-55----------| D|--7-77--777777--5-55--555555--| (x3) A|--5-55--777777--3-33--555555--| E|--------555555--------333333--| D5 A5 C5 G5 C5/D5 e|-------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------| G|--7-77----------5-55---------------------------------5/7-----| D|--7-77--777777--5-55--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--5/7-----| A|--5-55--777777--3-33--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--3/5-\1--| E|--------555555--------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3----------| C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 Oh Peanuts! Crazy Peanuts! D5 A5 C5 G5 A bunch of kids trying to be free D5 A5 C5 G5 Take my hand and let's dance now D5 A5 C5 G5 C5/D5 Under Charlie's shitty Christmas Tree... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 5. 3 B a l l o o n s xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tabbed by Jordan Lapping Tuning: E (Standard) CHORDS USED: A Asus4 Gsus2 Bm D Dsus2 Dsus2/F G e]---0-----0-----0-----2-----2-----0-----2-----3---| B]---2-----3-----3-----3-----3-----3-----3-----3---| G]---2-----2-----2-----4-----2-----2-----2-----0---| D]---2-----2-----0-----4-----0-----0-----0-----0---| A]---0-----0-----0-----2-----------------0-----2---| E]---------------3-----------------------1-----3---| INTRO: Dsus2 Dsus2/F Gsus2 Asus4 A e]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--xxxxxx-x--| B]--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--333333p2--| G]--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--222222-2--| D]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--222222-2--| (x2) A]------------0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--000000-0--| E]------------1-1-1-11--3-3-3-33------------| D e]--2-2222222-2-2222222--| B]--3-3333333-3-3333333--| G]--2-2222222-2-2222222--| D]--0-0000000-0-0000000--| A]-----------------------| E]-----------------------| VERSE 1: Bm G D A e]--2-2222222--3-33333333--2-2222222--0-00000000--| B]--3-3333333--0-00000000--3-3333333--2-22222222--| G]--4-4444444--0-00000000--2-2222222--2-22222222--| D]--4-4444444--0-00000000--0-0000000--2-22222222--| (x2) A]--2-2222222--2-22222222-------------0-00000000--| E]-------------3-33333333-------------------------| Bm G I call you from my car to say I'll be there in a while D A A short plane ride and I will get to see your pretty smile Bm G Nothing on the radio - I fiddle with the dial D A Then I see a sign - the airport's just another mile PRE-CHORUS 1: Bm G D A e]--2-222--3-333--2-222--0-000--| B]--3-333--0-000--3-333--2-222--| G]--4-444--0-000--2-222--2-222--| D]--4-444--0-000--0-000--2-222--| A]--2-222--2-222---------0-000--| E]---------3-333----------------| Bm G D A e]--2-222--3-333--2-222--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--xxxxxx--| B]--3-333--0-000--3-333--2-2-2-2-2-2h3-3p2-2-2-2-2--xxxxxx--| G]--4-444--0-000--2-222--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--xxxxxx--| D]--4-444--0-000--0-000--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--xxxxxx--| A]--2-222--2-222---------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--xxxxxx--| E]---------3-333--------------------------------------------| Bm G D A I check my bags and think about how much I hate to fly Bm G D A And as I near security, I almost start to cry... CHORUS 1: D G A e]--2-222--33333--0-000000--| B]--3-333--33333--2-222222--| G]--2-222--00000--2-222222--| D]--0-000--00000--2-222222--| (x3) A]---------22222--0-000000--| E]---------33333------------| D G A Asus4 A e]--2-222--33333--0-00000-0000-000000000--| B]--3-333--33333--2-22222h3333p222222222--| G]--2-222--00000--2-22222-2222-222222222--| D]--0-000--00000--2-22222-2222-222222222--| A]---------22222--0-00000-0000-000000000--| E]---------33333--------------------------| D G A Well, I hope the Law Enforcement agents can't tell from my face D G A I got three balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place D G A I'm sweating and I'm nervous, and I need a little air D G A Asus4 'Cause with four balloons of heroine, it's getting crowded up in there... A Crowded up in there... TRANSITION 1: Dsus2 Dsus2/F Gsus2 Asus4 A e]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--xxxxxx-x--| B]--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--333333p2--| G]--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--222222-2--| D]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--222222-2--| A]------------0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--000000-0--| E]------------1-1-1-11--3-3-3-33------------| Dsus2 Dsus2/F Gsus2 Asus4 A e]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--x----x--| B]--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--3~---2--| G]--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--2~---2--| D]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--2~---2--| A]------------0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0----0--| E]------------1-1-1-11--3-3-3-33----------| VERSE 2: Bm G D A e]--2-2222222--3-33333333--2-2222222--0-00000000--| B]--3-3333333--0-00000000--3-3333333--2-22222222--| G]--4-4444444--0-00000000--2-2222222--2-22222222--| D]--4-4444444--0-00000000--0-0000000--2-22222222--| (x2) A]--2-2222222--2-22222222-------------0-00000000--| E]-------------3-33333333-------------------------| Bm G My mind is all a-jumble and my blood is cold as ice D A I dread the thought of having to unload this merchandise Bm G "Relax", I say, "It's not so bad - it might feel kind of nice" D A "Besides, who hasn't had a finger up there once or twice?" PRE-CHORUS 2: Bm G D A e]--2-222--3-333--2-222--0-000--| B]--3-333--0-000--3-333--2-222--| G]--4-444--0-000--2-222--2-222--| D]--4-444--0-000--0-000--2-222--| A]--2-222--2-222---------0-000--| E]---------3-333----------------| Bm G D A e]--2-222--3-333--2-222--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--xxxxxx--| B]--3-333--0-000--3-333--2-2-2-2-2-2h3-3p2-2-2-2-2--xxxxxx--| G]--4-444--0-000--2-222--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--xxxxxx--| D]--4-444--0-000--0-000--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--xxxxxx--| A]--2-222--2-222---------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--xxxxxx--| E]---------3-333--------------------------------------------| Bm G D A I must remember - don't leave any drugs inside the host Bm G D A I did that once and a girl who tossed my salad overdosed CHORUS 2: D G A e]--2-222--33333--0-000000--| B]--3-333--33333--2-222222--| G]--2-222--00000--2-222222--| D]--0-000--00000--2-222222--| (x3) A]---------22222--0-000000--| E]---------33333------------| D G A Asus4 A e]--2-222--33333--0-00000-0000-000000000--| B]--3-333--33333--2-22222h3333p222222222--| G]--2-222--00000--2-22222-2222-222222222--| D]--0-000--00000--2-22222-2222-222222222--| A]---------22222--0-00000-0000-000000000--| E]---------33333--------------------------| D G A Well, I say a little prayer - Hail Maria, Full of Grace D G A I've got three balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place D G A I'm sweating and I'm nervous, and I need a little air D G A Asus4 And I swear I’m farting lines of blow into my underwear... A From the darriere... PRE-BRIDGE: Dsus2 Dsus2/F Gsus2 Asus4 A e]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--xxxxxx-x--| B]--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--333333p2--| G]--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--222222-2--| D]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--222222-2--| (x3) A]------------0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--000000-0--| E]------------1-1-1-11--3-3-3-33------------| Dsus2 Dsus2/F Gsus2 Asus4 A e]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--x----x--| B]--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--3~---2--| G]--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--2~---2--| D]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--2~---2--| A]------------0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0----0--| E]------------1-1-1-11--3-3-3-33----------| BRIDGE: Bm G D A e]--2-2222222--3-3333333--2-2222222--0-00000000--| B]--3-3333333--0-0000000--3-3333333--2-22222222--| G]--4-4444444--0-0000000--2-2222222--2-22222222--| D]--4-4444444--0-0000000--0-0000000--2-22222222--| A]--2-2222222--2-2222222-------------0-00000000--| E]-------------3-3333333-------------------------| Bm G D A Asus4 A e]--2-2222222--3-3333333--2-2222222--0-00000-0-000-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--| B]--3-3333333--0-0000000--3-3333333--2-22222h3p222-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--| G]--4-4444444--0-0000000--2-2222222--2-22222-2-222-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--| D]--4-4444444--0-0000000--0-0000000--2-22222-2-222-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--| A]--2-2222222--2-2222222-------------0-00000-0-000-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--| E]-------------3-3333333--------------------------------------------| Bm G I was a little eager when I loaded up my stash D A Five balloons of extasy, and six balloons of hash Bm G Eight balloons of L.S.D., and nine of sensi mild D A Asus4 A A box of Chinese fireworks, Guatemalan child... PRE-CHORUS 3: Bm G D A e]--2-222--3-333--2-222--0-000--| B]--3-333--0-000--3-333--2-222--| G]--4-444--0-000--2-222--2-222--| D]--4-444--0-000--0-000--2-222--| A]--2-222--2-222---------0-000--| E]---------3-333----------------| Bm G D A e]--2-222--3-333--2-222--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--xxxxxx--| B]--3-333--0-000--3-333--2-2-2-2-2-2h3-3p2-2-2-2-2--xxxxxx--| G]--4-444--0-000--2-222--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--xxxxxx--| D]--4-444--0-000--0-000--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--xxxxxx--| A]--2-222--2-222---------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--xxxxxx--| E]---------3-333--------------------------------------------| Bm G D A I've made it to the gate now and my joy I can't contain Bm G D A I board the aircraft; take my seat in the cockpit of the plane... CHORUS 3: D G A e]--22222--33333--00000000--| B]--33333--33333--22222222--| G]--22222--00000--22222222--| D]--00000--00000--22222222--| (x3) A]---------22222--00000000--| E]---------33333------------| D G A Asus4 A e]--22222--33333--0000000-0000-000000000--| B]--33333--33333--2222222h3333p222222222--| G]--22222--00000--2222222-2222-222222222--| D]--00000--00000--2222222-2222-222222222--| A]---------22222--0000000-0000-000000000--| E]---------33333--------------------------| D G A As I taxi down the runway, I get a smile on my face D G A I've got three balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place D G A "Flight Crew, prepare for take-off as I lift us in the air" D G A Asus4 And by the way, does anyone want to buy a Guatemalan child... A From my darriere? OUTRO: Dsus2 Dsus2/F Gsus2 Asus4 A e]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--xxxxxx-x--| B]--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--333333p2--| G]--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--222222-2--| D]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--222222-2--| (x3) A]------------0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--000000-0--| E]------------1-1-1-11--3-3-3-33------------| Dsus2 Dsus2/F Gsus2 Asus4 A D e]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--xxx--xxx--2~~~--| B]--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--333--222--3~~~--| G]--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--222--222--2~~~--| D]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--222--222--0~~~--| A]------------0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--000--000--------| E]------------1-1-1-11--3-3-3-33------------------| xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 6. D e a r D i a r y 2 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tabbed by Jordan Lapping Tuning: E (Standard) CHORDS USED: Am C Cmaj9 Em F G e]---0----0----0----0----1----3---| B]---1----1----1----0----1----0---| G]---2----0----0----0----2----0---| D]---2----2----0----2----3----0---| A]---0----3----2----2----3----2---| E]------------------0----1----3---| INTRO: C Em e]--------------------------0~--------| B]------------------------0----0------| G]-----0-----0-----0----0--------0----| D]-------0h2---0h2-----------------2--| (x2) A]--3~--------------------------------| E]--------------------0---------------| VERSE: C Em e]--------0~-------------0~--------| B]------1----1---------0----0------| G]----0--------0-----0--------0----| D]---------------2--------------2--| (x4) A]--3------------------------------| E]-----------------0---------------| F G C Cmaj9 Am F G e]--------1~-------------3~-------|-------0--------0--------0~-------|-------1~----------3--| B]------1----1---------0----0-----|-----1--------1--------1----1-----|-----1----1--------0--| G]----2--------2-----0--------0---|---0--------0--------2--------2---|---2--------2------0--| D]---------------3--------------0-|--------------------------------2-|--------------3----0--| A]--------------------------------|-3--------2--------0--------------|-------------------2--| E]--1--------------3--------------|----------------------------------|-1---------------3-3--| C Em Dear Diary - today was a great day C Em I bought myself a brand new horse C Em She’s strong and fast, and so very beautiful C Em And just a little wild, of course F G I know tomorrow I can tame her C Cmaj9 Am If I only believe F G Wish me luck Diary N/C Christopher Reeve OUTRO: C Em C e]--------------------------0~------------0~~~--| B]------------------------0----0---------1~~~---| G]-----0-----0-----0----0--------0------0~~~----| D]-------0h2---0h2-----------------2---2~~~-----| A]--3~--------------------------------3~~~------| E]--------------------0-------------------------| xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 7. M e d i e v a l B u s h xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tabbed by Jordan Lapping Tuning: E (Standard) CHORDS USED: Am C Dm e]---0----0----1---| B]---1----1----3---| G]---2----0----2---| D]---2----2----0---| A]---0----3--------| E]-----------------| INTRO: Am e]------------------------------------| B]----1-1-1---1-1-1----1-1-1---1-1-1--| G]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--| D]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--| A]--0-------0--------0-------0--------| E]------------------------------------| Am E Am e]---------------------------------------------------------------------| B]----1-1-1---1-1-1----0-0-0---0-0-0---0-0-0---0-0-0----1-1-1---1-1-1--| G]----2-2-2---2-2-2----1-1-1---1-1-1---1-1-1---1-1-1----2-2-2---2-2-2--| D]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2---2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--| A]--0-------0-----------------------------------------0-------0--------| E]-------------------0-------0-------0-------0-------------------------| Dm Am E Am e]----1-1-1---1-1-1-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------| B]----3-3-3---3-3-3----1-1-1---1-1-1----0-0-0---0-0-0-|---1-1-1---1-1-1----1-1-1---1-1-1--| G]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2----1-1-1---1-1-1-|---2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--| D]--0-------0----------2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2-|---2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--| A]-------------------0-------0------------------------|-0-------0--------0-------0--------| E]------------------------------------0-------0-------|-----------------------------------| VERSE 1: Am E Am e]---------------------------------------------------------------------| B]----1-1-1---1-1-1----0-0-0---0-0-0---0-0-0---0-0-0----1-1-1---1-1-1--| G]----2-2-2---2-2-2----1-1-1---1-1-1---1-1-1---1-1-1----2-2-2---2-2-2--| D]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2---2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--| A]--0-------0-----------------------------------------0-------0--------| E]-------------------0-------0-------0-------0-------------------------| Dm Am E Am e]----1-1-1---1-1-1-----------------------------------------------------| B]----3-3-3---3-3-3----1-1-1---1-1-1----0-0-0---0-0-0----1-1-1---1-1-1--| G]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2----1-1-1---1-1-1----2-2-2---2-2-2--| D]--0-------0----------2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--| A]-------------------0-------0-------------------------0-------0--------| E]------------------------------------0-------0-------------------------| Am E Come fair lady, to mine bed we go Am And, verily sweet pleasures we shall know Dm Am Yet, where thy belly meets thy limb E I beseech thee give a trim Am For thy bush doth overflow TRANSITION 1: Am e]------------------------------------| B]----1-1-1---1-1-1----1-1-1---1-1-1--| G]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--| D]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--| A]--0-------0--------0-------0--------| E]------------------------------------| "Milady doth have a '70s muff - a 1470s muff!" VERSE 2: Am E Am e]---------------------------------------------------------------------| B]----1-1-1---1-1-1----0-0-0---0-0-0---0-0-0---0-0-0----1-1-1---1-1-1--| G]----2-2-2---2-2-2----1-1-1---1-1-1---1-1-1---1-1-1----2-2-2---2-2-2--| D]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2---2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--| A]--0-------0-----------------------------------------0-------0--------| E]-------------------0-------0-------0-------0-------------------------| Dm Am E Am e]----1-1-1---1-1-1-----------------------------------------------------| B]----3-3-3---3-3-3----1-1-1---1-1-1----0-0-0---0-0-0----1-1-1---1-1-1--| G]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2----1-1-1---1-1-1----2-2-2---2-2-2--| D]--0-------0----------2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--| A]-------------------0-------0-------------------------0-------0--------| E]------------------------------------0-------0-------------------------| Am E Zounds! It's as prickly as a Christmas wreath Am Think it might hide some babybirds beneath Dm Am Pray, shave it off to make a coat E There are fur balls down my throat Am Short and curlies twixt my teeth TRANSITION 2: Am e]------------------------------------| B]----1-1-1---1-1-1----1-1-1---1-1-1--| G]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--| D]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--| A]--0-------0--------0-------0--------| E]------------------------------------| "I sayeth not thy vagina is hairsute, but it looketh like thou hast Buckwheat in a leg-lock!" VERSE 3: Am E Am e]---------------------------------------------------------------------| B]----1-1-1---1-1-1----0-0-0---0-0-0---0-0-0---0-0-0----1-1-1---1-1-1--| G]----2-2-2---2-2-2----1-1-1---1-1-1---1-1-1---1-1-1----2-2-2---2-2-2--| D]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2---2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--| A]--0-------0-----------------------------------------0-------0--------| E]-------------------0-------0-------0-------0-------------------------| Dm Am E Am e]----1-1-1---1-1-1-----------------------------------------------------| B]----3-3-3---3-3-3----1-1-1---1-1-1----0-0-0---0-0-0----1-1-1---1-1-1--| G]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2----1-1-1---1-1-1----2-2-2---2-2-2--| D]--0-------0----------2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--| A]-------------------0-------0-------------------------0-------0--------| E]------------------------------------0-------0-------------------------| Am E But soft! What hair through yonder girdle grows Am To be, or not to be put in cornrows... Dm Am O! it is beastly and unruly E And it smelleth of patchouli Am And that offends my nose TRANSITION 3: Am e]--------------------------------------------| B]----1-1-1---1-1-1----1-1-1---1-1-1---1-1-1--| G]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2---2-2-2--| D]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2---2-2-2--| A]--0-------0--------0-------0-------0--------| E]--------------------------------------------| "I sayeth not thou art fury down there, but it doth resemble Fidel Castro eating a London broil!" OUTRO: Dm C E Am e]--------1--------0--------0----0--| B]------3--------1--------0------1--| G]----2--------0--------1--------2--| D]--0-------------------------------| A]-----------3-----------------0----| E]--------------------0-------------| Dm C E Am E Am E Am E Am e]--------1--------0--------0-------------------------0~~~--| B]------3--------1--------0----1--0--1--0--1---0-----1~~~---| G]----2--------0--------1------2--1--2--1--2---1----2~~~----| D]--0--------------------------2--2--2--2--2---2---2~~~-----| A]-----------3------------------------------------0~~~------| E]--------------------0-------------------------------------| Dm C E Am Tra la la la, la la la la, la la la la la Dm C E Am E Am E Am E Am Tra la la la, la la la la, la Medieval Bush! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 8. A H i s t o r y L e s s o n xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tabbed by Jordan Lapping Tuning: E (Standard) CHORDS USED: Am C Dm G e]---0----0----1----3---| B]---1----1----3----3---| G]---2----0----2----0---| D]---2----2----0----0---| A]---0----3---------2---| E]------------------3---| INTRO: Am C Am C e]--0-000--0-0-0-00--0-000--0-0-0-00--| B]--1-111--1-1-1-11--1-111--1-1-1-11--| G]--2-222--0-0-0-00--2-222--0-0-0-00--| D]--2-222--2-2-2-22--2-222--2-2-2-22--| (x2) A]--0-000--3-3-3-33--0-000--3-3-3-33--| E]------------------------------------| VERSE 1: Am C Am C Am C G Dm e]--0-000--0-0-0-00--0-000--0-0-0-00--0-000--0-0-0-00--3-3-333--11111-1--| B]--1-111--1-1-1-11--1-111--1-1-1-11--1-111--1-1-1-11--3-3-333--33333-3--| G]--2-222--0-0-0-00--2-222--0-0-0-00--2-222--0-0-0-00--0-0-000--22222-2--| D]--2-222--2-2-2-22--2-222--2-2-2-22--2-222--2-2-2-22--0-0-000--00000-0--| A]--0-000--3-3-3-33--0-000--3-3-3-33--0-000--3-3-3-33--2-2-222-----------| E]-----------------------------------------------------3-3-333-----------| Am C Ben Franklin went out one night Am C Tied a key to the end of a kite Am C Electricity struck so bright D Dm Write it down, motherfuckers! VERSE 2: Am C Am C Am C G Dm e]--0-000--0-0-0-00--0-000--0-0-0-00--0-000--0-0-0-00--3-3-333--11111-1--| B]--1-111--1-1-1-11--1-111--1-1-1-11--1-111--1-1-1-11--3-3-333--33333-3--| G]--2-222--0-0-0-00--2-222--0-0-0-00--2-222--0-0-0-00--0-0-000--22222-2--| D]--2-222--2-2-2-22--2-222--2-2-2-22--2-222--2-2-2-22--0-0-000--00000-0--| A]--0-000--3-3-3-33--0-000--3-3-3-33--0-000--3-3-3-33--2-2-222-----------| E]-----------------------------------------------------3-3-333-----------| Am C Isaac Newton sat under a tree Am C An apple hit him in the head so he Am C Said, "Holy shit, that's gravity!" D Dm Write it down, motherfuckers! VERSE 3: Am C Am C Am C G Dm e]--0-000--0-0-0-00--0-000--0-0-0-00--0-000--0-0-0-00--3-3-333--11111-1--| B]--1-111--1-1-1-11--1-111--1-1-1-11--1-111--1-1-1-11--3-3-333--33333-3--| G]--2-222--0-0-0-00--2-222--0-0-0-00--2-222--0-0-0-00--0-0-000--22222-2--| D]--2-222--2-2-2-22--2-222--2-2-2-22--2-222--2-2-2-22--0-0-000--00000-0--| A]--0-000--3-3-3-33--0-000--3-3-3-33--0-000--3-3-3-33--2-2-222-----------| E]-----------------------------------------------------3-3-333-----------| Am C Pilgrims raced against the clock Am C Looking for a place to dock Am C They said, "Fuck it, here's Plymouth rock" D Dm Write it down, motherfuckers! VERSE 4: Am C Am C Am C G Dm e]--0-000--0-0-0-00--0-000--0-0-0-00--0-000--0-0-0-00--3-3-333--11111-1--| B]--1-111--1-1-1-11--1-111--1-1-1-11--1-111--1-1-1-11--3-3-333--33333-3--| G]--2-222--0-0-0-00--2-222--0-0-0-00--2-222--0-0-0-00--0-0-000--22222-2--| D]--2-222--2-2-2-22--2-222--2-2-2-22--2-222--2-2-2-22--0-0-000--00000-0--| A]--0-000--3-3-3-33--0-000--3-3-3-33--0-000--3-3-3-33--2-2-222-----------| E]-----------------------------------------------------3-3-333-----------| Am C A dude named Orville Wright Am C Told his bro, "Let's invent flight" Am C So Wilbur said "Aight" D Dm Write it down, motherfuckers! VERSE 5: Am C Am C Am C G Dm e]--0-000--0-0-0-00--0-000--0-0-0-00--0-000--0-0-0-00--3-3-3-33--11111--| B]--1-111--1-1-1-11--1-111--1-1-1-11--1-111--1-1-1-11--3-3-3-33--33333--| G]--2-222--0-0-0-00--2-222--0-0-0-00--2-222--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--22222--| D]--2-222--2-2-2-22--2-222--2-2-2-22--2-222--2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00--00000--| A]--0-000--3-3-3-33--0-000--3-3-3-33--0-000--3-3-3-33--2-2-2-22---------| E]-----------------------------------------------------3-3-3-33---------| Am C Abe Lincoln led the nation Am C Freed slaves from the plantation Am C Emanci-motherfucking proclamation D Dm Write it down, motherfuckers! VERSE 6: Am C Am C Am C G Dm e]----0----0----0----0----0----0--3-3-333--11111--| B]----1----1----1----1----1----1--3-3-333--33333--| G]----2----0----2----0----2----0--0-0-000--22222--| D]--------------------------------0-0-000--00000--| A]--0----3----0----3----0----3----2-2-222---------| E]--------------------------------3-3-333---------| Am C Gandhi is what you said Am C An Indian with a bald head Am C And he was a bit underfed D Dm Write it down, motherfuckers! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 9. D e a r D i a r y 3 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tabbed by Jordan Lapping Tuning: E (Standard) CHORDS USED: Am C Cmaj9 Em F G e]---0----0----0----0----1----3---| B]---1----1----1----0----1----0---| G]---2----0----0----0----2----0---| D]---2----2----0----2----3----0---| A]---0----3----2----2----3----2---| E]------------------0----1----3---| INTRO: C Em e]--------------------------0~--------| B]------------------------0----0------| G]-----0-----0-----0----0--------0----| D]-------0h2---0h2-----------------2--| (x2) A]--3~--------------------------------| E]--------------------0---------------| VERSE: C Em e]--------0~-------------0~--------| B]------1----1---------0----0------| G]----0--------0-----0--------0----| D]---------------2--------------2--| (x4) A]--3------------------------------| E]-----------------0---------------| F G C Cmaj9 Am F G e]--------1~-------------3~-------|-------0--------0--------0~-------|-------1~----------3--| B]------1----1---------0----0-----|-----1--------1--------1----1-----|-----1----1--------0--| G]----2--------2-----0--------0---|---0--------0--------2--------2---|---2--------2------0--| D]---------------3--------------0-|--------------------------------2-|--------------3----0--| A]--------------------------------|-3--------2--------0--------------|-------------------2--| E]--1--------------3--------------|----------------------------------|-1---------------3-3--| C Em Dear Diary - today was a fine day C Em I've got the music in my soul C Em I’m writing songs and making records C Em I feel my life is finally whole F G I can’t wait to tell my father C Cmaj9 Am To see what he will say F G Peace and love Diary, N/C Marvin Gaye OUTRO: C Em C e]--------------------------0~------------0~~~--| B]------------------------0----0---------1~~~---| G]-----0-----0-----0----0--------0------0~~~----| D]-------0h2---0h2-----------------2---2~~~-----| A]--3~--------------------------------3~~~------| E]--------------------0-------------------------| xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 10. Y o u ( P r e t t i e r T h a n ) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tabbed by Jordan Lapping Tuning: E (Standard) CHORDS USED: A Asus2 Bm D E Esus4 F#m e]--0----0----2----2----0----0----2--| B]--2----0----3----3----0----0----2--| G]--2----2----4----2----1----2----2--| D]--2----2----4----0----2----2----4--| A]--0----0----2---------2----2----4--| E]----------------------0----0----2--| INTRO: A e]--0-00-000--| B]--2-22-222--| G]--2-22-222--| D]--2-22-222--| (x4) A]--0-00-000--| E]------------| VERSE 1: A Am E e]--0-00-000--0-00-000--0-00-000-0-00-000--| B]--2-22-222--1-11-111--0-00-000-0-00-000--| G]--2-22-222--2-22-222--1-11-111-1-11-111--| D]--2-22-222--2-22-222--2-22-222-2-22-222--| (x2) A]--0-00-000--0-00-000--2-22-222-2-22-222--| E]----------------------0-00-000-0-00-000--| D F#m D F#m E e]--2-22-222-2-22-222--2-22-222-2-22-222--2-22-222-2-22-222--2-22-222--0-00-000--| B]--3-33-333-3-33-333--2-22-222-2-22-222--3-33-333-3-33-333--2-22-222--0-00-000--| G]--2-22-222-2-22-222--2-22-222-2-22-222--2-22-222-2-22-222--2-22-222--1-11-111--| D]--0-00-000-0-00-000--4-44-444-4-44-444--0-00-000-0-00-000--4-44-444--2-22-222--| A]---------------------4-44-444-4-44-444---------------------4-44-444--2-22-222--| E]---------------------2-22-222-2-22-222---------------------2-22-222--0-00-000--| A Am E Hand in hand, we walk the city, 'neath the darkened skies A Am E Stealing kisses in the shadows, away from prying eyes D F#m Hiding out from those we know - secrets whispered, voices low D F#m E Pulses racing, hearts aflame - a love that dare not speak its name CHORUS 1: A Bm D F#m e]--0-00-000--2-22-222--2-22-222--2-22-222--| B]--2-22-222--3-33-333--3-33-333--2-22-222--| G]--2-22-222--4-44-444--2-22-222--2-22-222--| D]--2-22-222--4-44-444------------4-44-444--| A]--0-00-000--2-22-222------------4-44-444--| E]--------------------------------2-22-222--| A Bm D E F#m Esus4 E e]--0-00-000--2-22-222--2-22-222--0-00-000--2-22-222---0~--------0~--| B]--2-22-222--3-33-333--3-33-333--0-00-000--2-22-222---0~-------0~---| G]--2-22-222--4-44-444--2-22-222--1-11-111--2-22-222---2~------1-----| D]--2-22-222--4-44-444------------2-22-222--4-44-444---2~-----2------| A]--0-00-000--2-22-222------------2-22-222--4-44-444---2~----2-------| E]--------------------------------0-00-000--2-22-222---0~---0~-------| A Bm Well, we just can't let people see D F#m That you're not hot enough for me A Bm Don't tell our families or our friends D E F#m Esus4 Say one word and this thing ends - it's true E 'Cause I'm prettier than you TRANSITION 1: A e]--0-00-000--| B]--2-22-222--| G]--2-22-222--| D]--2-22-222--| (x4) A]--0-00-000--| E]------------| VERSE 2: A Am E e]--0-00-000--0-00-000--0-00-000-0-00-000--| B]--2-22-222--1-11-111--0-00-000-0-00-000--| G]--2-22-222--2-22-222--1-11-111-1-11-111--| D]--2-22-222--2-22-222--2-22-222-2-22-222--| (x2) A]--0-00-000--0-00-000--2-22-222-2-22-222--| E]----------------------0-00-000-0-00-000--| D F#m D F#m E e]--2-22-222-2-22-222--2-22-222-2-22-222--2-22-222-2-22-222--2-22-222--0-00-000--| B]--3-33-333-3-33-333--2-22-222-2-22-222--3-33-333-3-33-333--2-22-222--0-00-000--| G]--2-22-222-2-22-222--2-22-222-2-22-222--2-22-222-2-22-222--2-22-222--1-11-111--| D]--0-00-000-0-00-000--4-44-444-4-44-444--0-00-000-0-00-000--4-44-444--2-22-222--| A]---------------------4-44-444-4-44-444---------------------4-44-444--2-22-222--| E]---------------------2-22-222-2-22-222---------------------2-22-222--0-00-000--| A Am E I'll take you on a special date, enjoy your company A Am E If someone we know happens by, just hide behind that tree D F#m To a late night picture show, or planetarium we'll go D F#m E A midnight picnic in the park - anywhere that's really dark CHORUS 2: A Bm D F#m e]--0-00-000--2-22-222--2-22-222--2-22-222--| B]--2-22-222--3-33-333--3-33-333--2-22-222--| G]--2-22-222--4-44-444--2-22-222--2-22-222--| D]--2-22-222--4-44-444------------4-44-444--| A]--0-00-000--2-22-222------------4-44-444--| E]--------------------------------2-22-222--| A Bm D E F#m Esus4 E e]--0-00-000--2-22-222--2-22-222--0-00-000--2-22-222---0~--------0~--| B]--2-22-222--3-33-333--3-33-333--0-00-000--2-22-222---0~-------0~---| G]--2-22-222--4-44-444--2-22-222--1-11-111--2-22-222---2~------1-----| D]--2-22-222--4-44-444------------2-22-222--4-44-444---2~-----2------| A]--0-00-000--2-22-222------------2-22-222--4-44-444---2~----2-------| E]--------------------------------0-00-000--2-22-222---0~---0~-------| A Bm Well, we just can't let people see D F#m That you're not hot enough for me A Bm But I'll enjoy this - right or wrong D E F#m Esus4 'Til someone better comes along, my boo E Someone prettier than you PRE-BRIDGE: A e]--0-00-0-0--0-000--| B]--2-22p0h2-p0h222--| G]--2-22-2-2--2-222--| D]--2-22-2-2--2-222--| (x4) A]--0-00-0-0--0-000--| E]-------------------| BRIDGE: A Am E A Am E e]--0~~------0~~-------0~~--0-------|------0~~-----0~~-------0~~---------| B]--2~~-----1~~-------0~~-----0-----|-----2~~-----1~~-------0~~-------0--| G]--2~~----2~~-------1~~--------1---|----2~~-----2~~-------1~~------1----| D]--2~~---2~~-------2~~-----------2-|---2~~-----2~~-------2~~-----2------| A]--0~~--0~~-------2~~--------------|--0~~-----0~~-------2~~-------------| E]----------------0~~---------------|-------------------0~~--------------| D F#m D F#m E e]--2-22-222-2-22-222--2-22-222-2-22-222--2-22-222-2-22-222--2-22-222--0-00-000-00000000--| B]--3-33-333-3-33-333--2-22-222-2-22-222--3-33-333-3-33-333--2-22-222--0-00-000-00000000--| G]--2-22-222-2-22-222--2-22-222-2-22-222--2-22-222-2-22-222--2-22-222--1-11-111-11111111--| D]--0-00-000-0-00-000--4-44-444-4-44-444--0-00-000-0-00-000--4-44-444--2-22-222-22222222--| A]---------------------4-44-444-4-44-444---------------------4-44-444--2-22-222-22222222--| E]---------------------2-22-222-2-22-222---------------------2-22-222--0-00-000-00000000--| A Am E I wish I weren't a shallow man, I wish that I cared not A Am E I wish I weren't so superficial, I wish you were more hot D F#m I should not be ashamed, you see - I love your personality D F#m E What we have is good and true, for you've got me and - lucky you! OUTRO: A Bm D F#m e]--0-00-000--2-22-222--2-22-222--2-22-222--| B]--2-22-222--3-33-333--3-33-333--2-22-222--| G]--2-22-222--4-44-444--2-22-222--2-22-222--| D]--2-22-222--4-44-444------------4-44-444--| A]--0-00-000--2-22-222------------4-44-444--| E]--------------------------------2-22-222--| A Bm D E F#m Esus4 E A e]--0-00-000--2-22-222--2-22-222--0-00-000--2-22-222---0~--------0~------0~~~--| B]--2-22-222--3-33-333--3-33-333--0-00-000--2-22-222---0~-------0~------2~~~---| G]--2-22-222--4-44-444--2-22-222--1-11-111--2-22-222---2~------1-------2~~~----| D]--2-22-222--4-44-444------------2-22-222--4-44-444---2~-----2-------2~~~-----| A]--0-00-000--2-22-222------------2-22-222--4-44-444---2~----2-------0~~~------| E]--------------------------------0-00-000--2-22-222---0~---0~-----------------| A Bm Oh, we just can't let people see D F#m That you're not hot enough for me A Bm So close your eyes and sing along D E F#m Esus4 At least I wrote you a Love Song - it too E A Is prettier than you... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 11. T h e B a l l a d o f S c a r f a c e xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tabbed by Jordan Lapping Tuning: E (Standard) CHORDS USED: Asus4 Cm Cadd9 D e]---0----3----0----2---| B]---3----4----3----3---| G]---2----5----0----2---| D]---2----5----2----0---| A]---0----3----3--------| E]----------------------| INTRO: G Asus4 Cadd9 G e]--3-3-333-3333--0-0-000-0000--0-0-000-0000--3-3-333-3333--| B]--3-3-333-3333--3-3-333-3333--3-3-333-3333--3-3-333-3333--| G]--0-0-000-0000--2-2-222-2222--0-0-000-0000--0-0-000-0000--| D]--0-0-000-0000--2-2-222-2222--2-2-222-2222--0-0-000-0000--| (x2) A]--2-2-222-2222--0-0-000-0000--3-3-333-3333--2-2-222-2222--| E]--3-3-333-3333------------------------------3-3-333-3333--| VERSE 1: G Asus4 Cadd9 G e]--3-3-333-3333--0-0-000-0000--0-0-000-0000--3-3-333-3333--| B]--3-3-333-3333--3-3-333-3333--3-3-333-3333--3-3-333-3333--| G]--0-0-000-0000--2-2-222-2222--0-0-000-0000--0-0-000-0000--| D]--0-0-000-0000--2-2-222-2222--2-2-222-2222--0-0-000-0000--| (x2) A]--2-2-222-2222--0-0-000-0000--3-3-333-3333--2-2-222-2222--| E]--3-3-333-3333------------------------------3-3-333-3333--| G Asus4 Do you know Tony Montana? Rode a boat here from Havana Cadd9 G A Scar from eating pussy lines his face G Asus4 Finds a dayjob washing dishes, hates his life - he only wishes Cadd9 G Some day in this world define his place CHORUS 1: D Cadd9 e]--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--| B]--3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--| G]--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--| D]--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--| A]---------------------------------------3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--| E]----------------------------------------------------------------------------| D Cadd9 Cm G e]--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--3~~~--3-3-333-3333-3-3-333-3333--| B]--3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--4~~~--3-3-333-3333-3-3-333-3333--| G]--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--5~~~--0-0-000-0000-0-0-000-0000--| D]--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--5~~~--0-0-000-0000-0-0-000-0000--| A]---------------------------------------3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--3~~~--2-2-222-2222-2-2-222-2222--| E]----------------------------------------------------------------3-3-333-3333-3-3-333-3333--| D Cadd9 And he has a scheme D Cadd9 For his own drug regime Cm G Dream, Scarface, dream VERSE 2: G Asus4 Cadd9 G e]--3-3-333-3333--0-0-000-0000--0-0-000-0000--3-3-333-3333--| B]--3-3-333-3333--3-3-333-3333--3-3-333-3333--3-3-333-3333--| G]--0-0-000-0000--2-2-222-2222--0-0-000-0000--0-0-000-0000--| D]--0-0-000-0000--2-2-222-2222--2-2-222-2222--0-0-000-0000--| (x2) A]--2-2-222-2222--0-0-000-0000--3-3-333-3333--2-2-222-2222--| E]--3-3-333-3333------------------------------3-3-333-3333--| G Asus4 Hired by the gangster, Omar, he climbs the ranks; he's getting so far Cadd9 G Selling guns and drugs out in the street G Asus4 Soon he works for Frank, the main boss, doing hits and dodging chainsaws Cadd9 G Getting rich and living life so sweet CHORUS 2: D Cadd9 e]--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--| B]--3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--| G]--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--| D]--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--| A]---------------------------------------3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--| E]----------------------------------------------------------------------------| D Cadd9 Cm G e]--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--3~~~--3-3-333-3333-3-3-333-3333--| B]--3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--4~~~--3-3-333-3333-3-3-333-3333--| G]--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--5~~~--0-0-000-0000-0-0-000-0000--| D]--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--5~~~--0-0-000-0000-0-0-000-0000--| A]---------------------------------------3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--3~~~--2-2-222-2222-2-2-222-2222--| E]----------------------------------------------------------------3-3-333-3333-3-3-333-3333--| D Cadd9 But he craves romance D Cadd9 In his disco pants Cm G Dance, Scarface, dance VERSE 3: G Asus4 Cadd9 G e]--3-3-333-3333--0-0-000-0000--0-0-000-0000--3-3-333-3333--| B]--3-3-333-3333--3-3-333-3333--3-3-333-3333--3-3-333-3333--| G]--0-0-000-0000--2-2-222-2222--0-0-000-0000--0-0-000-0000--| D]--0-0-000-0000--2-2-222-2222--2-2-222-2222--0-0-000-0000--| (x2) A]--2-2-222-2222--0-0-000-0000--3-3-333-3333--2-2-222-2222--| E]--3-3-333-3333------------------------------3-3-333-3333--| G Asus4 See, Tony wants to rule the world, so he kills Frank and steals his girl Cadd9 G She'll give him the son he's never had G Asus4 Alas, her womb is so polluted from the powder she has tooted Cadd9 G There'll be no son - and that makes Tony sad CHORUS 3: D Cadd9 e]--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--| B]--3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--| G]--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--| D]--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--| A]---------------------------------------3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--| E]----------------------------------------------------------------------------| D Cadd9 Cm G e]--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--3~~~--3-3-333-3333-3-3-333-3333--| B]--3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--4~~~--3-3-333-3333-3-3-333-3333--| G]--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--5~~~--0-0-000-0000-0-0-000-0000--| D]--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--5~~~--0-0-000-0000-0-0-000-0000--| A]---------------------------------------3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--3~~~--2-2-222-2222-2-2-222-2222--| E]----------------------------------------------------------------3-3-333-3333-3-3-333-3333--| D Cadd9 As he looks to the sky D Cadd9 Hear his plaintive cry Cm G Fly, pelican, fly BRIDGE: Asus4 Cadd9 G D e]--0-0-000-0000--0-0-000-0000--3-3-333-3333--2-2-222-2222--| B]--3-3-333-3333--3-3-333-3333--3-3-333-3333--3-3-333-3333--| G]--2-2-222-2222--0-0-000-0000--0-0-000-0000--2-2-222-2222--| D]--2-2-222-2222--2-2-222-2222--0-0-000-0000--0-0-000-0000--| (x2) A]--0-0-000-0000--3-3-333-3333--2-2-222-2222----------------| E]------------------------------3-3-333-3333----------------| Asus4 G Cadd9 G e]--0-0-000--0--3--0~~~---3-3-333-3333-3-3-333-3333--| B]--3-3-333--3--3--3~~~---3-3-333-3333-3-3-333-3333--| G]--2-2-222--2--0--0~~~---0-0-000-0000-0-0-000-0000--| D]--2-2-222--2--0--2~~~---0-0-000-0000-0-0-000-0000--| A]--0-0-000--0--2--3~~~---2-2-222-2222-2-2-222-2222--| E]--------------3---------3-3-333-3333-3-3-333-3333--| Asus4 Cadd9 G Now he starts to get too high on his own supply D Asus4 Thinking he's the only game in town Cadd9 G And his enemies decide on a plot of regicide D Asus4 G Cadd9 It's time for the king to lose his crown G Scarface must go down VERSE 4: G Asus4 Cadd9 G e]--3-3-333-3333--0-0-000-0000--0-0-000-0000--3-3-333-3333--| B]--3-3-333-3333--3-3-333-3333--3-3-333-3333--3-3-333-3333--| G]--0-0-000-0000--2-2-222-2222--0-0-000-0000--0-0-000-0000--| D]--0-0-000-0000--2-2-222-2222--2-2-222-2222--0-0-000-0000--| (x2) A]--2-2-222-2222--0-0-000-0000--3-3-333-3333--2-2-222-2222--| E]--3-3-333-3333------------------------------3-3-333-3333--| G Asus4 Oh, Tony's killers soon surround him - sensing death has finally found him Cadd9 G He aims his gun, prepared to so his part G Asus4 And as he shouts "It's not the end! Say hello to my little friend" Cadd9 G Assassins' bullets pierce his fragile heart OUTRO: D Cadd9 e]--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--| B]--3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--| G]--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--| D]--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--| (x2) A]---------------------------------------3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--| E]----------------------------------------------------------------------------| D Cadd9 e]--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--| B]--3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--| G]--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--| D]--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--| A]---------------------------------------3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--| E]----------------------------------------------------------------------------| D Cadd9 Cm G e]--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--3~~~-------3~~~--| B]--3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--4~~~------3~~~---| G]--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--5~~~-----0~~~----| D]--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--5~~~----0~~~-----| A]---------------------------------------3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--3~~~---2~~~------| E]----------------------------------------------------------------3~~~-------| D Cadd9 It's a tragic goodbye D Cadd9 He had flown so high D Cadd9 Cuban butterfly Cm G Die, Scarface, die... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 12. A m e r i c a xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tabbed by Jordan Lapping Tuning: E (Standard) CHORDS USED: A D E F#m e]---0----2----0----2---| B]---2----3----0----2---| G]---2----2----1----2---| D]---2----0----2----4---| A]---0---------2----4---| E]-------------0----2---| INTRO/VERSE 1: D A E F#m e]--2-2222--0-0000--0-0000--2-2222--| B]--3-3333--2-2222--0-0000--2-2222--| G]--2-2222--2-2222--1-1111--2-2222--| D]--0-0000--2-2222--2-2222--4-4444--| (x3) A]----------0-0000--2-2222--4-4444--| E]------------------0-0000--2-2222--| D A E e]--2-2222--0-0000--0-0000-0-0000--| B]--3-3333--2-2222--0-0000-0-0000--| G]--2-2222--2-2222--1-1111-1-1111--| D]--0-0000--2-2222--2-2222-2-2222--| A]----------0-0000--2-2222-2-2222--| E]------------------0-0000-0-0000--| D A E F#m Hey, hey, what do you say D A E F#m I come from a place called the U.S. of A. D A E F#m Ho, ho, what do you know D A E Hop in my car and let's go CHORUS 1: A E e]--0-0000-0-0000--0-0000-0-0000--| B]--2-2222-2-2222--0-0000-0-0000--| G]--2-2222-2-2222--1-1111-1-1111--| D]--2-2222-2-2222--2-2222-2-2222--| (x2) A]--0-0000-0-0000--2-2222-2-2222--| E]-----------------0-0000-0-0000--| D A e]--2-2222-2-2222--0-0000-0-0000--| B]--3-3333-3-3333--2-2222-2-2222--| G]--2-2222-2-2222--2-2222-2-2222--| D]--0-0000-0-0000--2-2222-2-2222--| (x2) A]-----------------0-0000-0-0000--| E]--------------------------------| A E A e]--0-0000--0-0000--0-0000-0-0000-0-0000-0-0000--| B]--2-2222--0-0000--2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-2-2222--| G]--2-2222--1-1111--2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-2-2222--| D]--2-2222--2-2222--2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-2-2222--| A]--0-0000--2-2222--0-0000-0-0000-0-0000-0-0000--| E]----------0-0000-------------------------------| A E Well, this is a song for America A E Home of the red, white and blue D A Land of Marilyn Monroe and James Dean D A Apple pie, baseball and Shell gasoline A E A And if you don't love her, fuck you VERSE 2: D A E F#m e]--2-2222--0-0000--0-0000--2-2222--| B]--3-3333--2-2222--0-0000--2-2222--| G]--2-2222--2-2222--1-1111--2-2222--| D]--0-0000--2-2222--2-2222--4-4444--| (x3) A]----------0-0000--2-2222--4-4444--| E]------------------0-0000--2-2222--| D A E e]--2-2222--0-0000--0-0000-0-0000--| B]--3-3333--2-2222--0-0000-0-0000--| G]--2-2222--2-2222--1-1111-1-1111--| D]--0-0000--2-2222--2-2222-2-2222--| A]----------0-0000--2-2222-2-2222--| E]------------------0-0000-0-0000--| D A E F#m Beloved by all from Tikrit to Beijing D A E F#m If the world were a school we'd be homecoming king D A E F#m Worshiped by France, and by North Vietnam D A E Afganistan thinks we're the bomb CHORUS 2: A E e]--0-0000-0-0000--0-0000-0-0000--| B]--2-2222-2-2222--0-0000-0-0000--| G]--2-2222-2-2222--1-1111-1-1111--| D]--2-2222-2-2222--2-2222-2-2222--| (x2) A]--0-0000-0-0000--2-2222-2-2222--| E]-----------------0-0000-0-0000--| D A e]--2-2222-2-2222--0-0000-0-0000--| B]--3-3333-3-3333--2-2222-2-2222--| G]--2-2222-2-2222--2-2222-2-2222--| D]--0-0000-0-0000--2-2222-2-2222--| (x3) A]-----------------0-0000-0-0000--| E]--------------------------------| A E A e]--0-0000--0-0000--0-0000-0-0000-0-0000-0-0000--| B]--2-2222--0-0000--2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-2-2222--| G]--2-2222--1-1111--2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-2-2222--| D]--2-2222--2-2222--2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-2-2222--| A]--0-0000--2-2222--0-0000-0-0000-0-0000-0-0000--| E]----------0-0000-------------------------------| A E Oh, this is a song for America A E Home of the red, white and blue D A Land of Marilyn Monroe and James Dean D A Apple pie, baseball and Shell gasoline D A SUVs, handguns and US Magazine A E A And if you don't love her, fuck you VERSE 3: D A E F#m e]--2-2222--0-0000--0-0000--2-2222--| B]--3-3333--2-2222--0-0000--2-2222--| G]--2-2222--2-2222--1-1111--2-2222--| D]--0-0000--2-2222--2-2222--4-4444--| (x3) A]----------0-0000--2-2222--4-4444--| E]------------------0-0000--2-2222--| D A E e]--2-2222--0-0000--0-0000-0-0000--| B]--3-3333--2-2222--0-0000-0-0000--| G]--2-2222--2-2222--1-1111-1-1111--| D]--0-0000--2-2222--2-2222-2-2222--| A]----------0-0000--2-2222-2-2222--| E]------------------0-0000-0-0000--| D A E F#m Our Human Rights record is something of note D A E F#m We freed all our slaves and gave women the vote D A E F#m Everyone's equal, forever, always D A E Unless you're one of them gays CHORUS 3: A E e]--0-0000-0-0000--0-0000-0-0000--| B]--2-2222-2-2222--0-0000-0-0000--| G]--2-2222-2-2222--1-1111-1-1111--| D]--2-2222-2-2222--2-2222-2-2222--| (x2) A]--0-0000-0-0000--2-2222-2-2222--| E]-----------------0-0000-0-0000--| D A e]--2-2222-2-2222--0-0000-0-0000--| B]--3-3333-3-3333--2-2222-2-2222--| G]--2-2222-2-2222--2-2222-2-2222--| D]--0-0000-0-0000--2-2222-2-2222--| (x4) A]-----------------0-0000-0-0000--| E]--------------------------------| A E A e]--0-0000--0-0000--0-0000-0-0000-0-0000-0-0000--| B]--2-2222--0-0000--2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-2-2222--| G]--2-2222--1-1111--2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-2-2222--| D]--2-2222--2-2222--2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-2-2222--| A]--0-0000--2-2222--0-0000-0-0000-0-0000-0-0000--| E]----------0-0000-------------------------------| A E Oh, this is a song for America A E Home of the red, white and blue D A Land of Marilyn Monroe and James Dean D A Apple pie, baseball and Shell gasoline D A SUVs, handguns and US Magazine D A Low-carb diets and fast food cuisine A E A And if you don't love her, fuck you VERSE 4: D A E F#m e]--2-2222--0-0000--0-0000--2-2222--| B]--3-3333--2-2222--0-0000--2-2222--| G]--2-2222--2-2222--1-1111--2-2222--| D]--0-0000--2-2222--2-2222--4-4444--| (x3) A]----------0-0000--2-2222--4-4444--| E]------------------0-0000--2-2222--| D A E e]--2-2--0-0000--0-0000-0-0000--| B]--3-3--2-2222--0-0000-0-0000--| G]--2-2--2-2222--1-1111-1-1111--| D]--0-0--2-2222--2-2222-2-2222--| A]-------0-0000--2-2222-2-2222--| E]---------------0-0000-0-0000--| D A E F#m To all war-torn nations, to those in termoil D A E F#m We'll help you kill despots; we'll help you drill oil D A E F#m And if you don't want our help, that's okay D A E We're coming in anyway BRIDGE: A E e]--0-0000-0-0000--0-0000-0-0000--| B]--2-2222-2-2222--0-0000-0-0000--| G]--2-2222-2-2222--1-1111-1-1111--| D]--2-2222-2-2222--2-2222-2-2222--| (x2) A]--0-0000-0-0000--2-2222-2-2222--| E]-----------------0-0000-0-0000--| D A e]--2-2222-2-2222--0-0000-0-0000--| B]--3-3333-3-3333--2-2222-2-2222--| G]--2-2222-2-2222--2-2222-2-2222--| D]--0-0000-0-0000--2-2222-2-2222--| (x9) A]-----------------0-0000-0-0000--| E]--------------------------------| D F#m D E A e]--2-2222-2-2222--2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-|-2-2222--0-0000--0-0000-0-0000-0-0000-0-0000--| B]--3-3333-3-3333--2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-|-3-3333--0-0000--2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-2-2222--| G]--2-2222-2-2222--2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-|-2-2222--1-1111--2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-2-2222--| D]--0-0000-0-0000--4-4444-4-4444-4-4444-4-4444-|-0-0000--2-2222--2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-2-2222--| A]-----------------4-4444-4-4444-4-4444-4-4444-|---------2-2222--0-0000-0-0000-0-0000-0-0000--| E]-----------------2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-|---------0-0000-------------------------------| A E Oh, this is a song for America A E Home of the red, white and blue D A Land of Marilyn Monroe and James Dean D A Apple pie, baseball and Shell gasoline D A SUVs, handguns and US Magazine D A Low-carb diets and fast food cuisine D A Crack, cocaine, Abu Ghraib and nicotine D A Swindling CEOs getting off clean D A House wives all hopped up on amphetamine D A Nipples get rated NC-17 D A FEMA and levees and Hurricane Katrina D F#m George Bush's great rolling war machine D E A I think we're in trouble, don't you? VERSE 5/OUTRO: D A E F#m e]--3~--0~--0~--2~~--| B]--3~--2~--0~--2~~--| G]--2~--2~--1~--2~~--| D]--0~--2~--2~--4~~--| (x5) A]------0~--2~--4~~--| E]----------0~--2~~--| D E A D E A E A e]--2-2222--0-0000--0-0000-0-0000-|-2-2222--0-0000--0-00--0--0~~~--| B]--3-3333--0-0000--2-2222-2-2222-|-3-3333--0-0000--2-22--0--2~~~--| G]--2-2222--1-1111--2-2222-2-2222-|-2-2222--1-1111--2-22--1--2~~~--| D]--0-0000--2-2222--2-2222-2-2222-|-0-0000--2-2222--2-22--2--2~~~--| A]----------2-2222--0-0000-0-0000-|---------2-2222--0-00--2--0~~~--| E]----------0-0000----------------|---------0-0000--------0--------| D A E F#m It might seem I don't think our country's so great D A E F#m But intolerance, bigotry, greed's what I hate D A E F#m Most folks are honest and decent and true D A E F#m Peaceful, compassionate, good through and through D A E F#m That's what it means to be red, white and blue D E A And if you don't think so fuck you D E A E A If you don't think so fuck you... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 13. D e a r D i a r y 4 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tabbed by Jordan Lapping Tuning: E (Standard) CHORDS USED: Am C Cmaj9 Em F G e]---0----0----0----0----1----3---| B]---1----1----1----0----1----0---| G]---2----0----0----0----2----0---| D]---2----2----0----2----3----0---| A]---0----3----2----2----3----2---| E]------------------0----1----3---| INTRO: C Em e]--------------------------0~--------| B]------------------------0----0------| G]-----0-----0-----0----0--------0----| D]-------0h2---0h2-----------------2--| (x2) A]--3~--------------------------------| E]--------------------0---------------| VERSE: C Em e]--------0~-------------0~--------| B]------1----1---------0----0------| G]----0--------0-----0--------0----| D]---------------2--------------2--| (x4) A]--3------------------------------| E]-----------------0---------------| F G C Cmaj9 Am F G e]--------1~-------------3~-------|-------0--------0--------0~-------|-------1~----------3--| B]------1----1---------0----0-----|-----1--------1--------1----1-----|-----1----1--------0--| G]----2--------2-----0--------0---|---0--------0--------2--------2---|---2--------2------0--| D]---------------3--------------0-|--------------------------------2-|--------------3----0--| A]--------------------------------|-3--------2--------0--------------|-------------------2--| E]--1--------------3--------------|----------------------------------|-1---------------3-3--| C Em Dear Diary - today was a grand day C Em Took a bath, had a spot of tea C Em Did the New York Times Crossword puzzle C Em Listened to a symphony F G I think I'll go for a leisurely drive now C Cmaj9 Am See what the day will bring F G Life is good. Love, N/C Rodney King OUTRO: C Em C e]--------------------------0~------------0~~~--| B]------------------------0----0---------1~~~---| G]-----0-----0-----0----0--------0------0~~~----| D]-------0h2---0h2-----------------2---2~~~-----| A]--3~--------------------------------3~~~------| E]--------------------0-------------------------| xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 14. H a l l e l u j a h ( p l a y e d o r i g i n a l l y o n P i a n o ) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tabbed by Jordan Lapping Tuning: E (Standard) CHORDS USED: Am A# C Cmaj9 F G e]---0----1----0----0----1----3---| B]---1----3----1----1----1----0---| G]---2----3----0----0----2----0---| D]---2----3----2----0----3----0---| A]---0----1----3----2----3----2---| E]-----------------------1----3---| INTRO: C - G - Am - F (x2) VERSE 1: C I want to write you a poem G That stands the test of all time Am A couplet, a quatrain, a balled, an ode F With meter and rhythm and rhyme VERSE 2: C I want it to speak of your virtue G Sing praise to your stature and poise Am I want it to capture your beauty F The soul that's alive in your voice VERSE 3: C I want it to tell of your wisdom G How the courage within your heart soars Am But all I can think of is how I'd be lovin' F G C Them big, big, big titties of yours CHORUS 1: A# F C Ohhhhhh, Hallelujah! A# F C Ohhh, how my heart sings! A# F C Ohhhhhh, Hallelujah! A# F C Ohhhhhh, love those things! VERSE 4: C They bounce like a kid on a trampoline G They swing like a '40s jazz band Am They stand up like a rock-solid alibi F They don't even fit in my hand VERSE 5: C They curve like a pitch in the Big Leagues G They burn with a passion so hot Am And that is the reason I can't wait to squeeze on F G C Them big, big, big titties you've got CHORUS 2: A# F C Ohhhhhh, Hallelujah! A# F C Ohhh, love's in the air! A# F C Ohhhhhh, Hallelujah! A# F C Cmaj9 Ohhhhhh, what a pair! BRIDGE: Am G F G Oh, I need to knead them, like sculptures knead clay Am G F G They dance in my dreams in a graceful ballet Am G F G C I'll kiss them so sweetly goodnight at the end of the day VERSE 6: C They're firm like a John Grisham novel G They swell like a wave in the sea Am No matter what part of the room that I'm in F They're always looking at me VERSE 7: C They're soft like the cheek of a baby G They're sweet like the honey of bees Am I'll never ignore them, I'll even adore them F G C Someday when they're touching your knees CHORUS 3: A# F C Ohhhhhh, Hallelujah! A# F C Ohhhhhh, what a rack! A# F C Ohhhhhh, Hallelujah! A# F C Ohhhhhh, hurt your back! CHORUS 4: A# F C Ohhhhhh, Hallelujah! A# F C Ohhhhhh, on my knees! A# F C Ohhhhhh, Hallelujah! A# F C Ohhhhhh, double D's! CHORUS 5/OUTRO: A# F C Ohhhhhh, Hallelujah! A# F C Ohhhhhh, glory be! A# F C Ohhhhhh, Hallelujah! A# F C Ohhhhhh, set them free... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx [ B O N U S ] N e w e r "D e a r D i a r y" E n t r i e s xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx DEAR DIARY 5: C Em Dear Diary, today was a good day C Em I'm a girl who sings with soul C Em I’m writing songs and making records C Em I feel my life is finally whole F G I'll out sell Whitney and Janet, C Cmaj9 Am Celine and Madonna F G I feel a big hit coming, N/C Rihanna DEAR DIARY 6: C Em Dear Diary, last night was a rough night C Em I stayed awake, thinking deep C Em I had to call my favourite doctor C Em To give me medicine to help me sleep F G I think the drugs he gave me are working C Cmaj9 Am And I'm finally relaxin' F G Goodnight Diary, N/C "He-he-hee!" xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx A n y Q u e s t i o n s ? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx If you have any questions regarding anything in this guide, feel free to message me over here on Ultimate Guitar. I'll try and respond as quickly as possible, and I'm more than happy to help out if I can. Any corrections may also be messaged to me, but I have done my best to double-check (and triple-check) everything in here. But, there's often that pesky little mistake that seems to stick out like a sore thumb to everyone else, when to me it's practically invisible! Lastly, the content here is as correct as I can get it. I've tabbed this out in the manner which Stephen performs it; if you prefer to perform it different then that is absolutely fine. However, 100% accuracy cannot ever be ensured, but a good 90-95% of the content in here certainly is. Visit my page at www.YouTube.com/StephenLynchsFan to see instrumental performances of anything in here; perhaps to give you a better idea of how I perform it, or just to have a good listen and enjoy the music. Thanks for reading guys, I hope this proves useful! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx T H E E N D xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx