Intro: A (Synth Bass Notes:AA A(Octave) A G A F# G)
         (Same pattern for verses using the rote note "D" etc.) 
D7
Sitting on this barstool talking like a damn fool
Got the twelve o' clock news blues 
And Ive given up hope for the afternoon soaps
And a bottle of cold brew 

C                       D       
Is it any wonder Im not crazy?
C                            D 
Is it any wonder Im sane at all

D7
Well Im so tired of losing 
I got nothing to do and all day to do it
I go out cruisin but Ive no place to go 
and all night to get there 

C                         D
Is it any wonder Im not a criminal? 
C                           D
Is it any wonder Im not in jail? 
Am
Is it any wonder Ive got...
 

Bm7                                A
Too much time on my hands, its ticking away with my sanity
         Bm7                              A
Ive got too much time on my hands, its hard to believe such a calamity

        Bm7                                 A
Ive got too much time on my hands and its ticking away
Ticking away from me 
Bm7                 Em
Too much time on my hands 
Bm7                 Em
Too much time on my hands
Bm7                 Em
Too much time on my hands F#5

Solo: |Em/B  Bm |Em/B Bm Bm7 Em7/B| D/A  A|  x4

Bm7                 Em
Too much time on my hands
Bm7                 Em 
Too much time on my hands
Bm7                 A G    (D riff x4)
Too much time on my hands

D7
Well, Im a jet fuel genius.  I can solve the worlds problems 
Without even trying 
I have dozens of friends and the fun never ends
That is, as long as Im buying 

C                           D 
Is it any wonder Im not the president
C                            D
Is it any wonder Im null and void?
Am 
Is it any wonder Ive got...


Bm7                              A
Too much time on my hands, its ticking away at my sanity
        Bm7                                A
Ive got too much time on my hands, its hard to believe such a calamity
        Bm7                               A
Ive got too much time on my hands and its ticking away from me

Bm7                 Em                   
Too much time on my hands 
Too much time on my hands
Too much time on my hands 

To Outro: 
(Whispered with ticking)
Too much time on my hands
Too much time on my...(alarm clock)