Intro: Cm

 Cm             Bb 
Take a look at my girlfriend
 Ab                       Ab Bb
She's the only one I got
Cm       Bb
Not much of a girlfriend
 Ab
I never seem to get a lot

 G           G(or G7 if you prefer)
Take a jumbo across the water
 Cm
Like to see America
G         G (7)
See the girls in California
Fm                         Bb
I'm hoping it's going to come true
 Fm                      Bb
But there's not a lot I can do

 Cm                     Bb
Could we have kippers for breakfast
 Ab                    Ab Bb
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
 Cm                  Bb
They got to have 'em in Texas
 Ab
'Cause everyone's a millionaire

 G            G
I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
 Cm
Do you want my autograph
 G           G
I'm a loser, what a joker
Fm                     Bb
I'm playing my jokes upon you
 Fm                          Bb
While there's nothing better to do, hey

 G                 G    Bb
Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do
 G                 G   Bb
Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do
 Ab           Fm        Bb
La la la, la la la, la la la la

 Cm                 Bb     
Don't you look at my girlfriend, girlfriend
 Ab                              Ab Bb
'Cause she's the only one I got
 Cm         Bb     
Not much of a girlfriend, girlfriend
 Ab
I never seem to get a lot - What's she got? Not a lot

 G             G
Take a jumbo across the water
 Cm
Like to see America
 G              G
See the girls in California
 Fm                          Bb
I'm hoping it's going to come true
 Fm                      Bb
But there's not a lot I can do, hey

 G                   G   Cm
Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do
 G                  G    Cm
Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do
 G                   Cm
Hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um
 G                   Cm
Hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um
 Ab                Fm    Bb
La la la, la la la, la la la la