G                 
I met you down at the Seventh Veil

Cadd9
The first night that I got out of jail

G
Your lips were red and your skin was pale

Cadd9                   D
You were the one that I wanted to nail

Yeah.



G
I asked you for a table dance

Bm
You came over and put your hands in my pants

Am
I ain't lookin' for no wild romance

C                               D
but by the way: hey you got any blow?



C        G
Stripper girl

       Em           D                  C
Heaven sent, pay my phone bill, pay my rent

C        G
Stripper girl

       Em          D                       C
I love you, all my friends really love you too

C
I really love your boobies



G
I wanna love you til the end of time

Cadd9
I wanna love you in a 69

G
I wanna love you where the sun don't shine

Cadd9                           D
Hey, where'd you put that coke? Cool.

*Sniff*

G
Take my cock into your backdoor

Bm
I wanna fuck you fuckin' whore

Am
I wanna jam it in and out at a real fast pace

C                          D
Til I squirt hot juicy all over your face



C        G
Stripper girl

       Em             D                  C       
Heaven sent, take one look and I pitch a tent

C        G
Stripper girl

           Em           D                C                      
You're the best, up all night on crystal meth

Yeah!



Em
Sometimes you think that I'm a jerk

Bm
When you catch me fucking your friends from work

C
I'll be there to catch you when you fall

D
If you buy me an iPhone you can give me a call



(Rhythm for guitar solo is same as intro)
Guitar solo


G
I really love you baby

Cadd9
I wanna watch you dance

G
I didn't mean to fuck your friend

Cadd9            D
Give me one more chance


C        G
Stripper girl

      Em          D                   C
On my lap, hope I didn't give you the clap

C        G
Stripper girl

            Em           D                    C
I need some cash, get on stage and shake that ass

C        G
Stripper girl

       Em           D                   C
Heaven sent, thanks again for payin' my rent, yeah


C   C    G
Stripper girl

C   C    G
Stripper girl

Em  C    G
Stripper girl

C   C    G
Stripper girl

C   C
Stripper girl