So, this is my first time doing a tab on here, hope I do it right! Oh, and you'll have to listen to the song to get the rhythm down for yourself and how want to play it. I just use bar chords for this song: Fm x-8-10-10-9-8-| Bbm 6-8-8-6-6-6---| C# x-4-6-6-6-4---| C x-3-5-5-5-3---| Bm x-2-4-4-3-2---| C#m x-4-6-6-5-4---| Abm 3-5-5-3-3-3---| The strumming is offbeat from the vocals Each chord/vocal line below is four beats/strokes Okay, so there's the little intro part, then Ugh Fm Lucy's a goth chick spit in the face of a Fm Jock at the mosh pit then the kid lost it Fm Saw her at the mall at the local Hot Topic Fm Her boyfriend was pickin out a new chain wallet Bbm Lucy's all talk she really ain't got no Bbm Heart for a fight she'd rather seen an art show Bbm Beat her face down till she looked like a Picasso Bbm Even ripped the ring out her boyfriend's nostril Fm Brother's outside smokin on a Newport Fm Heard about his sister runnin through the food court Fm Ran right over the dude from the shoe store Fm Rumored that he jumped down two floors Oh Lord Bbm Came right up behind him Bbm The kid didn't see him C# I've never seen that look C On another human being Fm Bats in the belfry (Hoo Hah!) Fm Rotten on the vine (heh-heh heh heh) Fm Can't keep my eyes closed (Hoo Hah!) Fm Sunny all the time Bbm Put your hands where I can see em boy Bbm Keep em up high C# This place C Has gone Fm Crazy Fm Mona from Sonoma Arizona Fm Drove to California in a beat up Toyota Fm Reading Deepak Chopra Fm And singing Champagne Supernova Bbm Life it ain't all roses though Bbm You go where you're supposed to go Bbm Woke up in a mobile home Bbm Your kidneys sold in Tokyo Fm Jumping off the double-wide running through the trailer park Fm Tearing off the duct tape wearing just a pair of socks Fm Terry cloth undies in the parents' pocket Fm Hysterics with their shirts off Bbm Crying with their hair in knots Bbm Smelling like Smirnoff C# I think the drugs are C Wearing off Fm Bats in the belfry (Hoo Hah!) Fm Rotten on the vine (heh-heh heh heh) Fm Can't keep my eyes closed (Hoo Hah!) Fm Sunny all the time Bbm Put your hands where I can see em boy Bbm Keep em up high C# This place C Has gone Fm Crazy Bm Ooooh Oooooh Trumpet solo and scat part: C#m Abm (you can figure out the vocals :D) Fm Fm Daddy's little President Fm Never found the evidence Fm Heaven sent lemon-scented Fm Medicine they fed us with Bbm Said a speech read it off the Bbm Telemprompter Bbm Fly away in an Army Bbm Helicopter Fm Heavy metal concerts Fm In the yellow Mazda Fm Jello shots and marijuana Fm Goin off to war now Bbm A whole bunch of mobsters Bbm Lookin for Osama Bin C# La-da-da-da C La-da-da-da Fm Bats in the belfry (Hoo Hah!) Fm Rotten on the vine (heh-heh heh heh) Fm Can't keep my eyes closed (Hoo Hah!) Fm Sunny all the time Bbm Put your hands where I can see em boy Bbm Keep em up high C# This place C Has gone Fm Crazy Have fun!