Artist: They Might Be Giants
Song: Counterfeit Faker
Album: Long Tall Weekend


Verse 1:
C
Call out the undertaker

Call out the police

The counterfeit faker

Is coming after me
C
Yes I loved him like a brother

I loved him ambivalently 


Chorus:
        Eb
There's no way to measure
     F
The damage he has done
Dm
Counterfeit faker
G
Carries a grudge 

Verse 2:
Nervous, I walk through windows
I walked through plate glass doors
Silent, his presence haunts me
And waves me on some more 

Chorus:
Counterfeit faker
The damage has been done 

Bridge:
C
Ah, do some damage, son... 
C,Eb,F

Outro:
     Eb    F         C
The damage has been done
     Eb    F         C
The damage has been done
Eb      F  Dm  G
Counterfeit faker
C
Bring him on.