I think this is perfect now (maybe even a little too perfect :D), and I think that these
are exactly the right chords, but because of how OCD-ish I am, I kinda went as far as
putting the bass part in, so where there is D/A, or D/F#, or Bm/F#, then you could just 
play the normal D or Bm chord, but if you're thinking of playing this in a band or
something, then when it comes to those chords, the bass should play the A or F# (or the 
keyboard could play the D or Bm chord with an A or F# bass line).

Enjoy!


Capo 2 (chords are relative to the capo)

Intro:
1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4
Bm                D                 G        D        Asus4    A

Verse:
 Bm               D/A
"Please, curtains in.
         G      D/A           Asus4   A
Start us off... You swing first.
Bm                             D/A
Sorry. I don't know what I said,
                           G           D                Asus4  A
but you're crying now again, and that only makes it worse.


Pre-chorus:
G        D/F#  Em
 Let me do my job.
G        D/F#  Em   A
 Let me do my job.


Chorus:
 D                                Bm
"Sylvia, get your head out of the oven.
           Em
Go back to screaming and cursing, remind me again how everyone betrayed you.
D                                Bm
Sylvia, get your head out of the covers.
                 Em                                         
Let me take your temperature, you can throw the thermometer 
   G                       A
right back at me, if that's what you want to do, okay?


Post-chorus:
1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4
D                 Bm                Em                G        A

1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4
D                 Bm                Em                G        A


Verse:
 Bm                  D/A
"Please, please calm down.
       G        D/A     Asus4   A
Steady out, I'm terrified.
Bm                       D/A
Sorry. I want us to ally,
                              G                 D/A          Asus4   A
But you swing on little knives. They're only sharp on one side.


Pre-chorus:
G        D/F#  Em
 Let me do my job.
G        D/F#  Em   A
 Let me do my job.


Chorus:
 D                                Bm
"Sylvia, get your head out of the oven.
           Em
Go back to screaming and cursing, remind me again how everyone betrayed you.
D                                Bm
Sylvia, get your head out of the covers.
                 Em                                         
Let me take your temperature, you can throw the thermometer 
   G                       A
right back at me, if that's what you want to do, okay?

Post-chorus:
1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4
D                 Bm                Em                G        A
1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4  1 2 3 4
D                 Bm                Em                G        A        D


Outro:
 D                                  Bm
"Sylvia, can't you see what you are doing?
                  Em
Can't you see I'm scared to speak, and I hate my voice 'cause it only makes you angry.
D                                Bm
Sylvia, I only talk when you are sleeping.
                       Em                                 G                            A
That's when I tell you everything, and I imagine that somehow you're going to hear me..."