Capo on 1st fret (chords relative to capo)... made up acoustic sounds decent.

INTRO (NOT relative to capo)

E||-------------------------|-------------------------|
B||-------------------------|-------------------------|
G||-------------------------|-------------------------|
D||-------------------------|-------------------------| Played over chords 
A||-------------------------|-------------------------| for first verse
E||----12(x16)--9(x8)--7(x8)|-------------------------|  

chords

VERSE 

C     
I'll never dance with a sycohpant
    Am           G(always play G as barre)
I'd rather entertain distain
C
From someone who I love
             Am
At least you know where you stand
G                 C
You'll never understand

Am-G

C
Keep your eyes on your own work son
        Am
Do your homework son
        G           C
We will never be undone
              Am
We're like a father and a son
        G           C
We will never be undone

Am-G
   
PRE-CHORUS

G
I'll ask you..
       Am
Are my clothes alright?
      Em
Is my hair alright?
        F                          G
You can say what you want cos it's what we like
       Am                     Em
We are judged on every single thing we do
         F                         G
We could not care less, cos we are us not you.
 
CHORUS
                 C
You think you're clued up               
I think you're glued up
            Am            G
You're seen everywhere in town
                        C
But you're never with a friend
         Am                  G
You know everybody's name
                      C
You're the king of pretend
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Repeat chords through next verses and chorus

Thanks