Sup everybody. I noticed nobody tabbed this song out so I decided to do so. Enjoy.


Artist: The Devil Wears Prada
Song: You Can't Spell Crap Without "C"
Album: Plagues
Tabbed By: Doug Coleman

update 9/15:
[actual opening is the following in harmonics]
somebody told me this is how Don't Dink and Drance ends:
|[4]-----|
|-[4]----|
|--[4]---|
|---[4]--|
|----[4]-|

[Opening note]                  [Intro Riff]
Guitar 1:                 0:01-0:10             repeat x2
e|---8-(let ring)-|    e|---------------------------------------------------|
b|----------------|    b|--------13-------13-------15-------15-------15-----|
g|----------------|    g|-----12-------12-------12-------12-------12----12--|
d|----------------|    d|--12-------12-------12-------12-------12-----------|
a|----------------|    a|---------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------|    D|---------------------------------------------------|

I wish to turn around and return...
0:11-0:31
Guitar 1:
e|-------------------|
b|--13-------15------|
g|--12-(x4)--12-(x4)-| repeat until 0:31
d|--12-------12------|
a|-------------------|
D|-------------------|

[figure out the strumming with the song, I might tab it off a bit as far as strumming goes]
0:11-0:31
Guitar 2:
e|------------------------------------------------------------------|
b|------------------------------------------------------------------|
g|------------------------------------------------------------------|
d|--0------8------7------0------5------7------8------5------10------| (x2)
a|--0-(x8)-8-(x4)-7-(x4)-0-(x8)-5-(x4)-7-(x4)-8-(x8)-5-(x4)-10-(x8)-|
D|--0------8------7------0------5------7------8------5------10------|

0:32-0:47
Guitar 1:
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
b|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
g|-7--------10------9-------5-------7--------12------14------7--------12------14-----|
d|-X-(x16)--X-(x8)--X-(x4)--X-(x4)--X-(x16)--X-(x8)--X-(x8)--X-(x16)--X-(x8)--X-(x8)-|
a|-5--------8-------7-------3-------5--------10------12------5--------10------12-----|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

[i palm-mute the opens with the 6 bass drum beats for extra feel]
0:32-0:47
Guitar2:
e|------------------------------------------|
b|------------------------------------------|
g|------------------------------------------|
d|--0--0--0--0--0--0--12\-------------------|
a|--0--0--0--0--0--0--12\-(slide down neck)-|
D|--0--0--0--0--0--0--12\-------------------|

e|------------------------------------------|
b|------------------------------------------|
g|------10~---------------10------10-10-----|
d|--0~~-X~~-0-0-0~~--0-0--X--0-0--X--X------| (x2)
a|--0~~-8~~-0-0-0~~--0-0--8--0-0--8--8------|
D|--0~~-----0-0-0~~--0-0-----0-0------------|

[my ~~ notation means let ring, /// means slide up neck and \\\ means down neck]
0:48-0:56
Guitar 1:
e|---------------------------|
b|---------------------------|
g|-7~~-/-10~~-/-17~~-\-10~~--|
d|-X~~-/-X~~--/--X~~-\--X~~--| (x2)
a|-5~~-/-8~~--/-15~~-\-12~~--|
D|---------------------------|

Denial is impossible...
0:48-0:56
Guitar 2:
e|--------------------------------------|
b|--------------------------------------|
g|------------------------10------10-10-|
d|--0~~-----0-0-0~~--0-0--X--0-0--X--X--| (x2)
a|--0~~-----0-0-0~~--0-0--8--0-0--8--8--|
D|--0~~-----0-0-0~~--0-0-----0-0--------|


0:57-1:16
Guitars 1 + 2:
e|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
b|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
g|-14-------12------10------7-------10------5-------14------12-----17--17--17--17//19--12~~-|
d|-X--(x8)--X-(x4)--X-(x4)--X-(x8)--X-(x4)--X-(x4)--X-(x4)--X-(x4)-X------------------------|
a|-12-------10------8-------5-------8-------3-------12------10-----15--15--15--15--15--10~~-|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|


[add many pickscrapes and random feedback during the opens for that TDWP sound ha]
1:17-1:25
Guitars 1 + 2:
e|-----------------------|
b|-----------------------|
g|---------10~~~---------|
d|--0~~~~--X~~~~--0~~~~--|
a|--0~~~~--8~~~~--0~~~~--|
D|--0~~~~---------0~~~~--|

[woo breakdown!]
1:26-1:27
Guitars 1 + 2:
e|--------------|
b|--------------|
g|--------------|
d|--1-1-1-3-2-1-|
a|--1-1-1-3-2-1-|
D|--1-1-1-3-2-1-|

[strummed really fast to contrast in the break down...sounds so good]
1:27-1:37]
Guitar 1:
e|-----------------------------3--------|
b|-----------------------------X--------|
g|--7--------10-------3--------2--------|
d|--X-(x16)--X-(x16)--X-(x16)--2-(x16)--|
a|--5--------8--------1--------0--------|
D|--------------------------------------|

[not sure if this is exact. it might actually be just opens during this part]
1:27-1-:37
Guitar 2:
e|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
b|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
g|---------------------------------------------------3333--3333--3333--3333-|
d|--0000--0000--0000--0-0-0--3333--3333--3333--3333-------------------------|
a|--0000--0000--0000--0-0-0--3333--3333--3333--3333--1111--1111--1111--1111-|
D|--0000--0000--0000--0-0-0--3333--3333--3333--3333-------------------------|

--------------------------|
--------------------------|
--------------------------|
-0000--0000--1-1-1-3-2-1--|
-0000--0000--1-1-1-3-2-1--|
-0000--0000--1-1-1-3-2-1--|


Guitars 1 + 2
1:38-1:48
e|---------------------------------------------------------|
b|-----------------------10-10-10----------------10-10-10--|
g|-----------------------10-10-10----------------10-10-10--|
d|--0000----0----0000----X--X--X----0000----0----X--X--X---|
a|--0000----0----0000----8--8--8----0000----0----8--8--8---|
D|--0000----0----0000---------------0000----0--------------|


Our convictions are engraved
[this part was really hard to tell whats going on. I think its just this note ringing out]
1:49-1:58
e|------|
b|------|
g|--10--|       make your own strum slow pattern for this part with that note
d|--X---|
a|--8---|
D|------|

1:59-2:17
Guitars 1 + 2:
e|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
b|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
g|-14-------12------10------7-------10------5-------14------12-----17--17--17--17//19--12~~-|
d|-X--(x8)--X-(x4)--X-(x4)--X-(x8)--X-(x4)--X-(x4)--X-(x4)--X-(x4)-X--------------------~~~-|(x2)
a|-12-------10------8-------5-------8-------3-------12------10-----15--15--15--15--15--10~~-|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

2:18-2:58
Guitar 1
e|----------------------------|
b|----------------------------|
g|--------14~~~~15~~~~14~~~~--|
d|--0~~~~---------------------| (x4)
a|----------------------------|
D|----------------------------|

[can be played many ways]
2:18-2:58
Guitar 2
e|----------------------------------------------------------|
b|---------8h10p8---------------------------8h10p8----------|
g|----------------10-9-9-9h10p9--------------------10-9/12--|
d|-0-0-0-0----------------------10--0-0-0-0-----------------|
a|----------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------------|

e|-----------------------------------------------------|
b|---------8h10p8----------------------------10-11-13--|
g|----------------10-9-9-9h10p9------------------------|
d|-0-0-0-0----------------------10--0-0-0-0------------|
a|-----------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------|

[hooray 4 Craig Ownens {chiodos, a cinematic sunrise, isles and glaciers} sexy vocal 
appearance]
Guitar 2 continued...
e|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
b|---------8h10p8---------------------------8h10p8----------6~~~~--5~~~~--|
g|----------------10-9-9-9h10p9--------------------10-9/12----------------|
d|-0-0-0-0----------------------10--0-0-0-0-------------------------------|
a|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------------|

[this part is just noisy so strike an open and play the other note around 3:04]
2:59-3:08
Guitars 1 + 2
e|---------|
b|---------|
g|------3--|
d|--0---X--|
a|--0---1--|
D|--0------|

3:09-3:30
Guitars 1 + 2
e|------------------------------|
b|------------------------------|
g|----------------------3-------|
d|--0-0-0---0---0-------X-(x8)--| (x2) and opens to end it
a|--0-0-0---0---0-------1-------|
D|--0-0-0---0~~-0~~--0----------|


Thank you for learning this tab, I hope it was easy to follow.
~Acronikos


Lyrics:
I wish to turn around and return,
but this calling is strong, and denial is impossible.
No measure of weight can justify what now presses into my chest.
To the road, your freedom is awesome,
but does it compare to the sweet embrace of my love?
Our convictions are engraved by her marvelous hands.
[Craig Owens