Heyup. Divine Comedy for the win...
Sooo this is my first tab but I reckon I got it about right, add a capo according 
to your own range etc... Any suggestions feel free to contact me ekstar5000@gmail.com

G           Em          Am   D7
Everybody knows that I love you, 
G           Em           Am   D7
Everybody knows that I need you,
G           Em         Am 
Everybody knows that I do, 
G
Except you. 

(G - C - D7)
 
G      
I told the stars above,
Em 
About the one I love, 
Am
I told the morning sun, 
D7
Yeah I'm telling everyone, 
G
I told my mum and dad, 
Em
They seemed to understand, 
Am
And I'll get through to you, 
              C               D7    G
If it's the last thing that I do. 

Everybody knows that I love you, 
Everybody knows that I need you, 
Everybody knows that I do, 
Except you. 

Everybody knows I live for you, 
Everybody knows I adore you, 
Everybody knows that it's true, 
Except you. 

I told all of my friends, 
Again and again and again, 
I drove them round the bend, 
So now you're my only friend, 
I told the passers by, 
I made a small boy cry, 
And I'll get through to you, 
If it's the last thing that I do. 

Cause, 
Everybody knows that I love you, 
Everybody knows that I need you, 
Everybody knows that I do, 
Except you. 

(I sing this bit cos I don't have Neil Hannon's speaking voice... unfortunately..) 
G  Am D7
     I'm going crazy baby, 
G  Am D7
      What do I have to do, 
G  Am  D7   
     You know I love you baby, 
G  Am  D7                  
    Maybe you'll love me too. 

Everybody knows I live for you, 
And everybody knows I adore you, 
Everybody knows that it's true, 
G   Em Am D7
Except you. 
Except you 
Except you 
G    Em                Am    D7
Except you, How come everyone knows, 
G
Except you. 

Everybody knows that I love you, 
Everybody knows that I need you, 
And everybody knows that I do, 
Except you.