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Johnny drinks 'em harder than half the lads that I know

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And when he's cop-sluggin' drunk well it's best to let him go

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And Timmy takes 'em bigger when he's got no place to go 

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But she's half of Mother Ireland and all of twenty stone 

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Our good friends Pat and Andy Capp bring whiskey for what ails ya 

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And Mr. Simo, Mr. Fish are drinkin' in Australia 

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You played it well but what the hell, she's shotgun shy she 

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don't wanna stay 

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So tip your hat and slap her ass and send her on her way 

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We'll raise our glasses, drink till dawn 

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No one wears a frown 

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Line 'em up shout bottoms up

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And fall around the town
 
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I drank to your health on round-up 

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I drank to your health at home 

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I drank to your health so many damn times 

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I almost ruined my own 

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We'll pass the whiskey 'till the bottle's at an end

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Then well turn the table over and we'll do it all again

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A jig and a dance a new romance, a drink to the the living 

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we toast the dead t'day

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So one more round and tip 'em well and drink the night away

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Yeah, one more round and tip 'em well and drink the night away 

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We'll raise our glasses, drink till dawn

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No one wears a frown

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Line 'em up shout bottoms up

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And fall around the town 

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Line 'em up shout bottoms up

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And fall around the town

 
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Line 'em up shout bottoms up
    
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And fall around the town

OUTRO: G