Artist: The Lonely Island Song: Mother Lover Intro: Am Em F Am Oh dang, what is it dawg? Em F I forgot its Mothers Day Am Didn't get a gift for her Em F Other plans got in the way Am She'll be so disappointed Em F Damn I forgot it too Am This could have been avoided Em F What the hell are we gonna do? Am Em F My moms been so forlorn ever since my daddy left, COLD Am Em F No one to hold her tight life has put her to the test Am Em F I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray, WORD Am Em F My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away Am Em F Hold Up, you thinkin' what I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too Am Em F Slow up, What time is it dawg, it's time for a switcharoo Am Em F We both love our moms, women with grown women needs Am Em F I say we break 'em off, show 'em how much they really mean Chorus: G 'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover Am F We should f*** each others mothers, f*** each others moms G I'll push in that place that you came out as a baby Am F Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms G 'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night Am Em F If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right Am Em F I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself Am Em F To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover Am Em F I'll be laying on the couch waitin' for you mom clutchin' on this lube and roses Am Em F I got my digital camera, I'mma make your momma do a million poses Am Em F They will be so surprised, we are so cool and thoughtful Am Em F Can't wait to pork your mom, Im'ma be the syrup she can be my waffle Am Em F Show'd up, my mother loves bubble bath with chamomile Am Em F Straight up, give it to my mom D-D-D-D-D-D-doggystyle Am Em F This is the perfect plan, for a perfect mother's day Am Em F They'll have to rename this one all up under the covers day Chorus: G 'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover Am F We should f*** each others mothers ,f*** each others moms G I'll push in their place where you came out as a baby Am F Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms, break it down G It would be my honor to be your new step-father Am F It would be my honor to be your new step-father G And while you're in my mother, make me another brother, Yeah Am F And while I'm in your mother, I'll never use a rubber, Oh! G 'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night Am Em F If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right Am Em F I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself Am Em F To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover G They blessed us both with the gift of life Am Em F She brought you in this world so Im'ma sex her right Am Em F This is the second best idea that we've ever had Am Em F The choice can be no other, be my mother lover Am Happy Mother's Day ============== Capo 5 Version ============== Capo 5 Intro: Em Bm C Em Oh dang, what is it dawg? Bm C I forgot its Mothers Day Em Didn't get a gift for her Bm C Other plans got in the way Em She'll be so disappointed Bm C Damn I forgot it too Em This could have been avoided Bm C What the hell are we gonna do? Em Bm C My moms been so forlorn ever since my daddy left, COLD Em Bm C No one to hold her tight life has put her to the test Em Bm C I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray, WORD Em Bm C My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away Em Bm C Hold Up, you thinkin' what I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too Em Bm C Slow up, What time is it dawg, it's time for a switcharoo Em Bm C We both love our moms, women with grown women needs Em Bm C I say we break 'em off, show 'em how much they really mean Chorus: D 'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover Em C We should f*** each others mothers, f*** each others moms D I'll push in that place that you came out as a baby Em C Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms D 'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night Em Bm C If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right Em Bm C I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself Em Bm C To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover Em Bm C I'll be laying on the couch waitin' for you mom clutchin' on this lube and roses Em Bm C I got my digital camera, I'mma make your momma do a million poses Em Bm C They will be so surprised, we are so cool and thoughtful Em Bm C Can't wait to pork your mom, Im'ma be the syrup she can be my waffle Em Bm C Show'd up, my mother loves bubble bath with chamomile Em Bm C Straight up, give it to my mom D-D-D-D-D-D-doggystyle Em Bm C This is the perfect plan, for a perfect mother's day Em Bm C They'll have to rename this one all up under the covers day Chorus: D 'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover Em C We should f*** each others mothers ,f*** each others moms D I'll push in their place where you came out as a baby Em C Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms, break it down D It would be my honor to be your new step-father Em C It would be my honor to be your new step-father D And while you're in my mother, make me another brother, Yeah Em C And while I'm in your mother, I'll never use a rubber, Oh! D 'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night Em Bm C If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right Em Bm C I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself Em Bm C To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover D They blessed us both with the gift of life Em Bm C She brought you in this world so Im'ma sex her right Em Bm C This is the second best idea that we've ever had Em Bm C The choice can be no other, be my mother lover Em Happy Mother's Day ============== Capo 7 Version ============== Capo 7 Intro: Dm Am Bb Dm Oh dang, what is it dawg? Am Bb I forgot its Mothers Day Dm Didn't get a gift for her Am Bb Other plans got in the way Dm She'll be so disappointed Am Bb Damn I forgot it too Dm This could have been avoided Am Bb What the hell are we gonna do? Dm Am Bb My moms been so forlorn ever since my daddy left, COLD Dm Am Bb No one to hold her tight life has put her to the test Dm Am Bb I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray, WORD Dm Am Bb My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away Dm Am Bb Hold Up, you thinkin' what I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too Dm Am Bb Slow up, What time is it dawg, it's time for a switcharoo Dm Am Bb We both love our moms, women with grown women needs Dm Am Bb I say we break 'em off, show 'em how much they really mean Chorus: C 'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover Dm Bb We should f*** each others mothers, f*** each others moms C I'll push in that place that you came out as a baby Dm Bb Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms C 'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night Dm Am Bb If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right Dm Am Bb I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself Dm Am Bb To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover Dm Am Bb I'll be laying on the couch waitin' for you mom clutchin' on this lube and roses Dm Am Bb I got my digital camera, I'mma make your momma do a million poses Dm Am Bb They will be so surprised, we are so cool and thoughtful Dm Am Bb Can't wait to pork your mom, Im'ma be the syrup she can be my waffle Dm Am Bb Show'd up, my mother loves bubble bath with chamomile Dm Am Bb Straight up, give it to my mom D-D-D-D-D-D-doggystyle Dm Am Bb This is the perfect plan, for a perfect mother's day Dm Am Bb They'll have to rename this one all up under the covers day Chorus: C 'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover Dm Bb We should f*** each others mothers ,f*** each others moms C I'll push in their place where you came out as a baby Dm Bb Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms, break it down C It would be my honor to be your new step-father Dm Bb It would be my honor to be your new step-father C And while you're in my mother, make me another brother, Yeah Dm Bb And while I'm in your mother, I'll never use a rubber, Oh! C 'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night Dm Am Bb If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right Dm Am Bb I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself Dm Am Bb To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover C They blessed us both with the gift of life Dm Am Bb She brought you in this world so Im'ma sex her right Dm Am Bb This is the second best idea that we've ever had Dm Am Bb The choice can be no other, be my mother lover Dm Happy Mother's Day