Pope Song in F
by Tim Minchin

A 0-0-2-2-2-0
Bb 1-1-3-3-3-1
Bbm 1-1-3-3-2-1
C 0-3-2-0-1-0
C7 0-3-2-3-1-0
Caug 0-3-2-1-1-0
D7 x-0-0-2-1-2
F 1-3-3-2-1-1
G 3-2-0-0-0-3
G7 3-2-0-0-0-1

[F] Fuck the motherfucker / Fuck the motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker he's a [C7] fucking motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker / Fuck the fucking fucker
Fuck the motherfucker he's a [F]total fucking fucker
[Bb]Fuck the motherfucker / [Bbm]Fuck the motherfucker
[F]Fuck the motherfucker, fucking [D7]fuck the motherfucker
[G]Fuck the motherfucker / [C7]Fuck the motherfucking [F]Pope
[2nd string a: 3---5---3]

[F]Fuck the motherfucker, and fuck you, motherfucker
If you think that motherfucker is [C7]sacred
If you cover for another motherfucker who's a kiddy fucker
Fuck you, you're no better than the [F]motherfucking rapist
And if [Bb]you don't like the swearing that this [Bbm]motherfucker forced from me
And [F]reckon it shows moral or [D7]intellectual paucity
Then [G]fuck you, motherfucker, this is [G7]language one employs
When [C7]one is fucking cross about [Caug]fuckers fucking boys

[F]I don’t give a fuck if call’ng the Pope a motherfucker
Means you unthinkingly brand me an un[C7]thinking apostate
This has naught to do with other fucking godly motherfuckers
I'm not interested right now in fucking [F]scriptural debate
There are [Bb]other fucking songs and there are [Bbm]other fucking ways
I’ll be a [F]re-lig-ious apologist on [D7]other fucking days
But the [G]fact remains if you protect a [G7]single kiddy fucker
Then [C7]Pope [no chord] or prince or plumber, you're a fucking motherfucker

You see [F]I don't give a fuck what any other motherfucker
Believes about Jesus and his [C7]motherfucking mother
I've no problem with the spiritual beliefs of all these fuckers
While those beliefs don't impact on the [F]happiness of others
But if you [Bb]build your church on claims of fucking [Bbm]moral authority
And with [F]threats of hell impose it on [D7]others in society
Then [G]you, you motherfuckers, can ex[G7]pect some fucking wrath
When it [C7]turns out you've been fucking us in our [Caug]motherfucking asses

So [F]fuck the motherfucker, and fuck you, motherfucker
If you're still a motherfucking [C7]papist
If he covered for a single motherfucker who's a kiddy fucker
Fuck the motherfucker, he's as [F]evil as the rapist
And if you [Bb]look into your motherfucking [Bbm]heart and tell me true
If this [F]motherfucking stupid fucking [D7]song offended you
With its [Bb]filthy fucking language and its [C]fucking disrespect
If it [A]made you feel angry, go [D7]ahead and write a letter
But if you [Bb]find me more offensive than the [C]fucking possibility
The [Bb]Pope protected priests when they were [C]getting fucking fiddly
Then [Bb]listen to me motherfucker, [C]this here is a fact
[A]You are just as morally mis[D7]guided as that motherfucking
[Bb]power-hungry, self-aggrandized [C7]bigot in the stupid fucking [F]hat