"Polka Face" is a medley by "Weird" Al Yankovic. It was released on his 2011 album "Alpocalypse". The songs in order of appearence are: "Poker Face" by Lady Gaga (Germanotta/Khayat) "Womanizer" by Britney Spears (Briscoe/Akinyemi) "Right Round" by Flo Rida ft Ke$ha (Dillard/Gottwald/Grigg/Franks/Lawrence/Hernandez/Bay-Schuck/Burns/Coy/Percy/Lever) "Day 'n' Nite" by Kid Cudi (Mescudi/Omishore) "Need You Now" by Lady Antebellum (Haywood/Kear/Kelley/Scott) "Baby" by Justin Bieber ft Ludacris (Bieber/Stewart/Nash/Bridges/Milian) "So What" by Pink (Pink/Martin/Shellback) "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry (Perry/Gottwald/Martin/Dennis) "Fireflies" by Owl City (Young) "Blame It" by Jamie Foxx ft T-Pain (Brown/Conte/Jr./Foxx/Henderson/Melanchon/Nash/Prescott/Stewart/T-Pain/Walker) "Replay" by Iyaz (Rock City/Jones/Rotem/Derülo) "Down" by Jay Sean ft Lil Wayne (Jhooti/Carter/J-Remy/Bass/Jared Cotter & J Perkins/Byrd jr) "Break Your Heart" by Taio Cruz ft Ludacris (Cruz/T. Smith) "Tik Tok" by Ke$ha (Sebert/Gottwald/Levin) "Poker Face" by Lady Gaga (Reprise) intro: A D - A D - A C#dim D Dm Bb - A Mum mum mum mah A Mum mum mum mah Dm woah wo-ohohohohohh oh Dm Bb Can't read my, can't read my F No he can't read-a mah polka face C (She's got to love nobody) Dm Bb Can't read my, can't read my F No he can't read ah my polka face C (She's got to love nobody) Dm Bb A Puhpuhpuhpuhpolka face puhpuhpolka face Dm A Dm puhpuhpuhpuhpolka face puhpuhpolka face Am Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer Oh, womanizer, oh, you're a womanizer baby Dm You, you-you are C you, you-you are B Bb Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer (Womanizer) Am Boy don't try to front I-I know just-just what you are are-are Boy don't try to front I-I know just-just what you are are-are Dm (You!) You say I'm crazy C (You!) I got your crazy B (You!) You're nothing but a (You!) Bb Womanizer Am C G Am You spin my head right round, right round Am C G When you go down, when you go down down Am C G Am You spin my head right round, right round Am E A When you go down, when you go down Am Cuz day and night Em Am The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night Em Am He's all alone through the day and night Em Am Em The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night (at, at, at night) B Ebm It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now B Ebm Said I wouldn't call but I've lost all control and I need you now E And I don't know how I can do without A B Eb I just need you now A and I was like baby baby baby F#m baby baby baby D baby baby baby E A I thought you'd always be mine A C#m So, so what, I'm still a rock star F#m D E I got my rock moves and I don't need you A C#m And guess what, I'm havin' more fun F#m D E A And now that we're done I'm gonna show you tonight C#m F#m D I'm alright, I'm just fine and you're a tool E A C#m So, so what, I am a rock star F#m D E A I got my rock moves and I don't want you tonight Dm F Gm Bb A I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick Dm F Gm Bb A I kissed a girl just to try it, I hope my boyfriend don't minds it Dm F Gm Bb A It felt so wrong, it felt so right, don't mean I'm in love tonight Dm F Gm I kissed a girl and I liked it N.C. I liked it F#m A E and I'd like to make myself believe F#m A E D That planet Earth turns slowly F#m E It's hard to say that I'd rather stay D E F#m Awake when I'm asleep A B 'Cause everything is never as it seems D Blame it on the goose, gotcha feeling loose F#m Blame it on the 'tron, catch me in a zone C#m Blame it on the A-A-A-A-A-alcohol Blame it on the A-A-A-A-A-alcohol D Blame it on the vodka, blame it on the henny F#m Blame it on the blue tap, got you feeling dizzy A Ab Blame it on the A-A-A-A-A-alcohol G F#m Blame it on the A-A-A-A-A-alcohol F#m D A Shawty's like a melody in my head E That I can't keep out, got me singin' like F#m D Na na na na everyday A E It's like my iPod stuck on replay, E stuck on replay E stuck on replay E replay E replay E E E E replay-ay-ay-ay Brass instruments: G D A A Bm A G Baby, are you down, down, down, down, down? Brass instruments: G D A A F# Baby are you down? F# Bm G D I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart F# Bm G D I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart F# Bm G D I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart F# G A D I'm only gonna break your heart Polka: G C D - G G Don't stop making pop A Bm dj blow my speakers up G tonight I'ma fight A Bm til we see the sun light G tik tok on the clock A Bm but the polka dont stop -no Em Bm A yodayodaladyhoo yodayodaladyhoo D puhpuhpuhpolka face puhpuhpolka face puhpuhpuhpolka face puhpuhpolka face G A D G Oh no he can't read my puhpuhpolka face D G Talkin' 'bout my face puhphpolka face D G Puhphpolka face outro: D G D - A D