Stan The Man By: Adam Sandler This is a song that he played on the tonight show. If you want to listen to it go to www.adamsandler.com, click on the features icon and enjoy. C Am G F |--0--| |--0--| |--3--||--1--| |--1--| |--1--| |--0--||--1--| |--0--| |--2--| |--0--||--2--| |--2--| |--2--| |--0--||--3--| |--3--| |--0--| |--2--||--3--| |--0--| |--0--| |--3--||--1--| C Am Born in 1935 in Brooklyn New York C Am The son of Anna and Phil C Am At 19 years old he married my mother Judy G F And immediately paid his first Bloomingdales bill C Am Right away they started on a family C Am 3 smart kids popped out of mom's tummy C Am But then one steamy night Dad forgot to wear his raincoat G F 9 months later, out came the dummy C Am Dad was 6 foot 2 and 250 pounds C Am And was sweet as he was strong C Am He was also known to be pretty well endowed G F But believe me he didn't pass that one along I did get grandma's ass though C Am Oh, Stan the man was my hero C Am With a golf swing that made men cry C Am He'd take their money and put it in his top drawer G F Then I'd steal it so I could get high F~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ C But he beat that habit out of me C Am Oh, dad thanks for letting me stay up late to watch Johnny Carson C Am Thanks for swimming with me at Livingston park C Am Thanks for telling me to always to punch a kid in the face G F If he made an anti-Semitic remark C Am And say hi to both my grandmas and grandpas C Am And tell my dog meatball I miss him so C Am But most important dad, take advantage of being in heaven G Am F~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Go bang Marilyn Monroe; Mom said its cool, just wear a raincoat C Am Oh, Stan the man was my hero C Am He still is and always will be C Am Cause he didn't give too much of crap about nothing G F Except loving his family C G F Oh, Stan the man is gone C~~~ But will always live on -Mike