Am            Dm
1, 2, 3 and 4 more makes 7
    E
And 6 is afraid of 7
             Am
Cause 7 ate 9

A                    Dm
Nine was minding his business
           E                       Am
Talking to 10 about Gordie Howe's clothes
E                    Am
Why 7 ate 9? Nobody knows.

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What about 9?
              Am
Seven ate nine!

Dm                              E
Oh the cat'll have to live with eight lives now
Dm                         E
Ronaldo will have to make do
Dm                   E
Ever since seven ate 9 it seems
Dm                                               E
Seems I've got an extra finger and an extra toe too
              Am
Seven ate nine!

Am                      Dm
Once upon a time in our solar system
E                           Am
We couldn't make do without 9
E                                             Am
But Pluto's not a planet now, so eight'll do fine.
Dm                            E
Oh the cat'll have to do with 8 lives now
Dm                              E
And the Chinese will be out of luck
Dm                              E
Vampires will have to think of some other method
Dm                           E
Cause without their canines, how will they suck?
             Am
Seven ate nine!

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No Chords
What about nine?
             Am
Seven ate nine!
             Am
Seven ate nine!
             Am
Seven ate nine!
E            Am
Seven ate nine!