(Guitar CAPO 2nd Fret) [INTRO] G D C C G D C C G D C C G D C C G:--|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|---- D:--|---0|2---|0---|0---|---0|2---|0---|0---|---0|2---|0---|0---|---0|2---|0---|0--- A:--|0-4-|--2-|--0-|----|0-4-|--2-|--0-|----|0-4-|--2-|--0-|----|0-4-|--2-|--0-|---- E:24|----|----|----|--24|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|--24|----|----|----|---- [VERSE] G D C C G If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) G D C C G I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) G D C C G And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) G D C C G I'd buy you furniture fer your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman) G D C C G And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) G D C C G I'd buy you a K-car (A nice reliant automobile) G D C D And if I had a million dollars, I'd buy your loooooove G D C C G D C C G D C C G D C C G:----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----| D:---0|2---|0---|0---|---0|2---|0---|0---|---0|2---|0---|0---|---0|2---|0---|0---| A:0-4-|--2-|--0-|----|0-4-|--2-|--0-|----|0-4-|--2-|--0-|----|0-4-|--2-|--0-|----| E:----|----|----|--24|----|----|----|--24|----|----|----|--24|----|----|----|--24| G D C C G D C C G D C C D D D D G:----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----| D:---0|2---|0---|0---|---0|2---|0---|0---|---0|2---|0---|0---|2---|2---|2---|2---| A:0-4-|--2-|--0-|----|0-4-|--2-|--0-|----|0-4-|--2-|--0-|--0-|--2-|--2-|--2-|--24| E:----|----|----|--24|----|----|----|--24|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----| [CHORUS] C D G Em C If I had a million dollars I'd build a tree fort in our yard C D G Em C If I had a million dollars You could help, it wouldn't be that hard C D G Em If I had a million dollars Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there C(let ring) D(let ring) somewhere C D G Em C D G Em C D G Em C D G:----|----|2-1-|----|----|----|2-1-|----|----|----|2-1-|----|----|----| D:0---|2---|----|4---|0---|2---|----|4---|0---|2---|----|4---|0---|2---| A:--0-|--2-|----|--24|--0-|--2-|----|--24|--0-|--2-|----|--24|----|----| E:----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----| And we could just go up there and hang out Like open the fridge and stuff And there would already be foods laid out for us, with little pre-wrapped sausages and things They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon Well, can you blame them? Yeah! G D C C G D C C G:----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----| D:---0|2---|0---|0---|---0|2---|0---|0---| A:0-4-|--2-|--0-|----|0-4-|--2-|--0-|----| E:----|----|----|--24|----|----|----|----| [VERSE] G D C C G If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) G D C C G I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat, that's cruel) G D C C G And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) G D C C G I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yup. Like a llama, or an emu) G D C C G And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) G D C C G I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all those crazy elephant bones) G D C C And if I had a million dollars, I'd buy your loooooove G D C C G D C C G D C C G D C C G:----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----| D:---0|2---|0---|0---|---0|2---|0---|0---|---0|2---|0---|0---|---0|2---|0---|0---| A:0-4-|--2-|--0-|----|0-4-|--2-|--0-|----|0-4-|--2-|--0-|----|0-4-|--2-|--0-|----| E:----|----|----|--24|----|----|----|--24|----|----|----|--24|----|----|----|--24| G D C C G D C C G D C C D D D D G:----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----| D:---0|2---|0---|0---|---0|2---|0---|0---|---0|2---|0---|0---|2---|2---|2---|2---| A:0-4-|--2-|--0-|----|0-4-|--2-|--0-|----|0-4-|--2-|--0-|--0-|--2-|--2-|--2-|--24| E:----|----|----|--24|----|----|----|--24|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----| [CHORUS] C D G Em C If I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to walk to the store C D G Em C If I had a million dollars We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more C D G Em C If I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner C D G Em C D G Em C D G Em C D G:----|----|2-1-|----|----|----|2-1-|----|----|----|2-1-|----|----|----| D:0---|2---|----|4---|0---|2---|----|4---|0---|2---|----|4---|0---|2---| A:--0-|--2-|----|--24|--0-|--2-|----|--24|--0-|--2-|----|--24|----|----| E:----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----| But we *would* eat Kraft Dinner...? Of course we would. We'd just eat more! And buy really expensive ketchups with it. That's right! All the fanciest k- Dijon Ketchup! Hmmm! G D C C G D C C G:----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----| D:---0|2---|0---|0---|---0|2---|0---|0---| A:0-4-|--2-|--0-|----|0-4-|--2-|--0-|----| E:----|----|----|--24|----|----|----|----| [VERSE] G D C C G If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) G D C C G I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel) G D C C G And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) G D C C G I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel) G D C C G And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) G D C C G I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey?) G D C D And if I had a million dollars, I'd buy your loooooove G D C C G D C C G D C C G D C C G:----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----| D:---0|2---|0---|0---|---0|2---|0---|0---|---0|2---|0---|0---|---0|2---|0---|0---| A:0-4-|--2-|--0-|----|0-4-|--2-|--0-|----|0-4-|--2-|--0-|----|0-4-|--2-|--0-|----| E:----|----|----|--24|----|----|----|--24|----|----|----|--24|----|----|----|--24| G D C C G D C C G D C C D D D D G:----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----| D:---0|2---|0---|0---|---0|2---|0---|0---|---0|2---|0---|0---|2---|2---|2---|2---| A:0-4-|--2-|--0-|----|0-4-|--2-|--0-|----|0-4-|--2-|--0-|--0-|--2-|--2-|--2-|--24| E:----|----|----|--24|----|----|----|--24|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----| [CHORUS] C D G Em C If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars C D G Em C If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars C D G Em C D G If I had a million dolllll---larrrrr---rrs I'd be rich! C D G Em C D G Em C D G Em C D G(slow...) G:----|----|2-1-|----|----|----|2-1-|----|----|----|2-1-|----|----|----|----|----| D:0---|2---|----|4---|0---|2---|----|4---|0---|2---|----|4---|0---|2---|----|----| A:--0-|--2-|----|--24|--0-|--2-|----|--24|--0-|--2-|----|--24|--0-|----|0---|0---| E:----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|--03|----|