DR YANG
BEN FOLDS

Album: WAY TO NORMAL

STANDARD TUNING - NO CAPO

INTRO: D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D(hold) 
                                              Uh-Oh!
       D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D 

VERSE 1:
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Hey Dr. Yang
                               G
Chain-smoking Chinese centenarian
        A         Bm     (A)    G
Deck my back with pins
             A                D
Connect the wires and plug me in


D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D(hold) 
                                         Uh-Oh!
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VERSE 2:
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Hey, Love Master Z
                         G
Sexy online psychic overseas
        A         Bm       (A)   G
When my bank card clears
         A               D
Tell me things I want to hear


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                                         Yeah, Yeah
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BRIDGE:
        Bm       G7
Well I might be dyin'
   D            A
Or maybe I got too much time
        Bm
I can't stop my mind
      G7
It's runnin' right
            D
With these false teeth
           A
And these plastic knees
           Bm       Bm/Bb
Go squeak, squeak, squeak
         Bm/A         Bm/G
From the porch to the street

G           
Hey Hey Hey Hey
Bb
Hey Hey Hey Hey

VERSE 3:
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Hey Dr. Jack        
                              G
Bend me like a pretzel till I crack
        A          Bm       (A)  G
All my joints and bones
         A             D
Beat me up and send me home

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D - G - A

(D) (A) (G) (D) (A) (G) (D) (A) (G) (D) (A) (G)
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

OUTRO:
Bm       A         G
I've got too much time
Bm    A              G
Baby may I might be dyin'
A              G
Got to help me fallin' doctor
A              G
Got to help me fallin'

D
Hey Dr. Yang

D

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