Artist: Bloodhound gang
Song: The bad touch
Album: Hooray for boobies! 

I submited this tab cause the others were all wrong. So please, accept it!
For any comments, email me at conspiracy.of.smash@gmail.com.
Enjoi.

"Ha ha. Well now, we call this the act of mating. But, there are several important
differences between human beings and animals that you should know about."

Then there's that techno beat...

"I'd appreciate your input..."
e|--------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------3--------3---------------8-8-5----------------------|
A|-3--3-3-6----3-6-6---6--3-6p5h6----------8----6-6-8-6----6h8--|
E|--------------------------------6-----------8----------8------| x2

Verse (upstrokes and downstrokes)
   v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ 
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8---------------------------------|
A|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-|
E|---------------------------------6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-| x4

No guitar between the chorus.

e|--------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------3--------3---------------8-8-5----------------------|
A|-3--3-3-6----3-6-6---6--3-6p5h6----------8----6-6-8-6----6h8--|
E|--------------------------------6-----------8----------8------| x2

Verse (strum pattern same as above)
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8---------------------------------|
A|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-|
E|-----------------------------------6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-| x4