Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo by Bloodhound Gang

Intro:  F#  Bb  F  C# (repeat 1x)

F#   Bb               F
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
C#
In the ham wallet

F#     Bb              F
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
C#
With the lap rocket

F#     Bb             F
Batter dip the cranny ax
C#
In the gut locker

F#   Bb              F
Retrofit the pudding hatch...Ooh la la
C#
With the boink swatter


B                                                                            
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
F#                      C#              
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
B
I brazillian wax poetic so unpathetically
Bb           C#               F#
I don't wanna beat around the bush


F#      Bb      F       C# 
Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
F       Bb      F       C#
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo



F#  Bb              F
Marinate the nether rod
C#
In the squish mitten

F#    Bb               F
Power drill the yippee bog
C#
With the dude piston

F#       Bb              F
Pressure wash the quiver bone
C#
In the bitch wrinkle

F#    Bb              F
Cannonball the fiddle cove...Ooh la la
C#
With the pork steeple



B                                                                            
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
F#                      C#              
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
B
I brazillian wax poetic so unpathetically
Bb            C#              F#
I don't wanna beat around the bush


F#      Bb      F       C# 
Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
F       Bb      F       C#
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

F#                   Bb
Put the you know what in the you know where
F                    C#
Put the you know what in the you know where
F#                   Bb
Put the you know what in the you know where
F                    C#
Put the you know what in the you know where
F#
Pronto