Artist: The Bloodhound Gang
Song: I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
Album: One Fierce Beercoaster
Tabbed by: Ben Godby            beniliusbob@hotmail.com

Standard Tuning

Intro
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Verse (palm muted)
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Verse Ending 1
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Verse Ending 2
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Pre Chorus 1
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-12--12-12-9---9--9--5--5-5-7-

Pre Chorus 2
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-14--14-14-11--11-11-7--7-7-9--9-9- -6-x16
-12--12-12-9---9--9--5--5-5-7--7-7- -4-

Chorus
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-14-x16 -9-x16 -14-x16 -9-x16
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Bridge 1
Make sure you listen to the song to get the timing down right, or this won't sound right.
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-12-12--12-12-12-12-14/12-14/12-9---9--9--9--9--9--9--7-5--

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-5-5-5-5-5-5-6-7--7-7-7-7-5-4-2-

Bridge 2
"Chicks..dig guys that are queer..." This is all palm muted.
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-11-x16 -9-x16 -11-x16 -14-x8 -9-x8 -11-x16 -9-x16 -11-x16
-9--    -7-    -9--    -12-   -7-   -9--    -7-    -9--

Outro
There are 3 parts to the outro... here they are separately...

Part 1
"See I'm not queer I'm too ugly!"
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"Uglyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!..."
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"And I don't shave my hiney!..."
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*Tab Order*
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Intro   
Verse   
Verse Ending 1  
Verse                   
Verse Ending 2
Pre Chorus 1
Chorus
Verse
Verse Ending 1
Verse
Verse Ending 2
Pre Chorus 2
Verse
Verse Ending 1
Verse 
Verse Ending 2
Pre Chorus 1
Chorus
Verse
Verse Ending 1
Verse
Verse Ending 2
Pre Chorus 1
Bridge 1
Verse
Verse Ending 1
Verse
Verse Ending 2
Pre Chorus 1
Bridge 2
Outro