Open E tuning: EBEG#BE
Chords:
Am:     xx5450
Bsus4:  x07877
B:      x07777
E:      054000
C#m:    020020
Abm:    xx4340
A:      020120
B11:    x02100
B9/11:  x02120
Aadd9:  020100

Verse sequence:

Am
Someone's got it in for me 
Bsus4            B              E
They're planting stories in the press
   Am  
Whoever it is I wish they'd cut it out quick
    Bsus4          B           E
But when they will  I can only guess
     C#m          Abm
They say I shot a man named Greg
    A                E
And took his wife to Italy
C#m             Abm
She inherited a million bucks
    A                E
And when she dies it came to me 
        Abm             A
I can't help it if I'm lucky

Chorus sequence:

E          A                               E 
Idiot wind blowing everytime you move your mouth
A                                B11
Blowing down a back road heading south
E          A                               E  
Idiot wind blowing everytime you move your teeth
          E     A 
You're an idiot babe 
       B9/11           B11               E       A Aadd9 E A Aadd9
It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe