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                             Bfff - Bowling For Soup
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Tabbed by:georgeharsent
Email:georgeharsent@yahoo.co.uk

Tuning: Standard (E,A,D,G,B,E)

If you've got any comments or suggestions or spam just drop me an email at
georgeharsent@yahoo.co.uk with TABS as the subject :)

enjoy!


INTO:

G G G G B C C C C D x4

Verse: (palm mute)

G
You are my best friend in the world.
C
And I hope that you know,
G
when we hangout together,
               C
it's freakin' awesome.

G
Playing poker Friday night,
C
Pyromancing off golf cart races
G
You think that my sister's hot
C
I accidentally shot your finger
G
off your writing hand oh well,
C
you get disability.
G                                
I broke my leg you laughed so hard
C                                       G
and told my ambulance to stop at the bar.

INTRO:
G G G G B C C C C D x2

CHORUS:
C                     D                          G
You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
                                    C
that I really and truly feel this way
                           D                 G
not that there's anything wrong with being gay

C                      D                     G
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
                                               C
like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
                          D                     G
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.

INTRO:
G G G G B C C C C D x2

VERSE:
G
You fart and burp in the same key,
C
and I think your iPod sucks.
G                                          C         
You make fun of my hair because yours is.. disappearing.

G
I've seen your penis you've seen mine
C
I popped your pimples you rubbed aloe vera
G                               
on my sun burnt back
C
you went in fits when I shit my pants
G
you felt my girls' brand new boobs
C
you asked to suck them she refused
G
so while you slept I shaved your head
C
you woke up and told me that I...

CHORUS:

C                     D                          G
You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
                                    C
that I really and truly feel this way
                           D                 G
not that there's anything wrong with being gay

C                      D                     G
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
                                                C                       
like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
C
I know you know I love you (I fringin love you dude)
C                         D                     G
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.

INTRO: over the nah nah nah's

G G G G B C C C C D x4


CHORUS

C                     D                          G
You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
                                    C
that I really and truly feel this way
                           D                 G
not that there's anything wrong with being gay

C                      D                     G
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
                                               C
like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
                          D                     G
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.


INTRO: Over more nah nah nah's
G G G G B C C C C D x2