Gm      Bb                      Fm
If your toast gets stuck in the toaster
   Cm             Gm     Bb                   Eb           G   
Do not put a fork in the toaster while it is hooked up, or look out
Cm          Gm
I did and I got caught in the current
Eb               Bb                        Eb      Asus4
Pulled me in and shook me while it held me tight

C
There are many dangers
D                               G      Bm
They could be in a toaster or a common thing
C
You must keep a lookout
  D                                  G    Bm    C    D 
Remember all the rules they have for everything

Gm        Bb         Fm
When it's very, very cold out
   Cm                  Gm      Bb
Do not put your tongue on cold metal things
      Eb     G
For example, stop signs
Cm             Gm
I did and they had to pull some skin off
Eb                   Bb                           Eb      Asus4
And then they had to fill my mouth with cotton at night

C
There are many dangers
D                               G      Bm
They could be in a toaster or a common thing
C
You must keep a lookout
  D                                  G    Bm    C    D 
Remember all the rules they have for everything

Gm          Bb           Fm
When they'd taken out my tonsils
Cm                          
I brought them home
Gm        Bb               Eb         G
Kept them in a jar on the shelving in my room
Cm                   Gm
Between the toaster, stop sign, and my tonsils
Eb               Bb                       Eb      Asus4
I've got lots of things to think about at night

C
There are many dangers
D                               G      Bm
They could be in a toaster or a common thing
C
You must keep a lookout
  D                                  G    Bm    C    D 
Remember all the rules they have for everything