Descendents
Everything Sucks
Everything Sucks

Standard Tuning
b - bend
r - release
/ - slide up
_ - depress strings (w/ bar)

Chords
   B  C  A  D  G  E G#
e----------------------------------------------------------|
B----------------------------------------------------------|
G--4--5-----7-----9----------------------------------------|
D--4--5--7--7--5--9--6-------------------------------------|
A--2--3--7--5--5--7--6-------------------------------------|
E--------5-----3-----4-------------------------------------|

Intro 2x
e------------------|
B------------------|
G--4/5-5-5-5-------|
D--4/5-5-5-5-etc.--|
A--2/3-3-3-3-------|
E------------------|

Verse
A D G A
Got up this morning to make some coffee
Everything sucks today
Prayed someone hired a hitman to me off
Everything sucks today

First Pre-Chorus 2x (2nd time palm mute the last chord)
   B               G#              E B
e-------------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------------------|
G--4-x-x-x-------------------------9-4-4-4--|
D--4-x-x-x---------6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-4-4-4--|
A--2-x-x-x-5-4-2---6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-7-2-2-2--|
E----------------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4----------|
B
Got up on the wrong side of life this morning
G#                        E  B
Nothin' today is gonna go my way
B
Horroscope told me lies this morning
G#                                 E  B
I don't think anything is gonna go be ok

Chorus
B C#
Today
           B     C#
Everything sucks today
           B     C#
Everything sucks today
           B     D
Everything sucks today

Verse 2 (same as first)
Right girl didn't call and the wrong one's knockin'
Everything sucks today
Flat tire on my car so i guess i'm walkin'
Everything sucks today

2nd Pre-chorus (same as first)
B
Taxman came and took my money
G#                               E  B
Now all my other bills are gonna be late
B
My girlfriend's moving in this morning
G#                              E  B
I don't think anything is gonna be ok

Chorus

Solo
e-----------------------------------hold bend----------|
B-----------------------------------9b11-11r9-7-7---7--|
G-------------------------------------------------6----|
D------------7b9r7-5----------5------------------------|
A---------5----------5/7--------5-7--------------------|
E--5__--7----------------------------------------------|

e----------------------------10-----|
B-------12-10-----------9-10-12b14--|
G--9-12-------12-10--10-------------|
D-----------------------------------|
A-----------------------------------|
E-----------------------------------|

First Pre-chorus

Chorus

Ending: B C# B C# B C# B C# B C#

that's it.. i think.