Capo 3

Intro: C F G / C Bb G / C F G / Eb D C

C       F  G
What would Brian Boitano do
C       Bb G
If he was here right now,
C
He'd make a plan
            Am
And he'd follow through,
F                          G               C
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

C
When Brian Boitano was in the olympics,
F                        G
Skating for the gold,
C
He did two salchows and a triple lutz,
F                   G  C
While wearing a blind fold.

E
When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
Am
Fighting grizzly bears,
F
He used his magical fire breath,
    G
And saved the maidens fair.

C                                       F  G
So what would Brian Boitano do
C                                 Bb  G
If he were here today,
C                                 Am
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
F                          G         C
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

Bb                F                      G
I want this V-chip out of me,
Bb                      F           G
It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y.

Am                          G
And I just want my mom
           F             C
To stop fighting everyone

Bb
For Wendy I'll be an activist, too,
G
Cause that's what Brian Boitano would do.

C                                F          G
And what would Brian Boitano do,
C       Bb G
He'd call all the kids in town,
C       Am
And tell them to unite for true
F       G       C
That's what Brian Boitano would do.

Key change up half step
C# F# Ab / C# B Ab / C F# Ab / E Eb C#

C#
When Brian Boitano travelled through time
F#      Ab
To the year 3010,
C#
He fought the evil robot kings
     F#               Ab C#
and saved the human race again

F
And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
   Bbm
He beat up Kublai Khan.
F#                                                          Ab      A
Causes Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from an-y-body

D       G A
So lets all get together,
D               C A
And unite to stop our moms
D       Bm
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
G       A         D
Cause that's what Brian Boitano do.

D       Bm
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
G       A         D
Cause that's what Brian Boitano do?,
G       A         D
That's what Brian Boitano do.


The chord locations got screwed up when this was submitted, so just listen to the song 
for the changes.