Intro:
C F x4


Verse:
C       F  C           F
My beloved monster and me

C       F        C         F
We go everywhere together

C         F        C             F
Wearing a raincoat that has four sleeves

C       F                    C        F
Gets us through all nasty of weather


Chorus:
G                                 C
She will always be the only thing

G                                          C
That comes between me and the awful stink

G                           C (1 hit)
That comes from living in a world that's so damn

C     F
mean

C F


Verse:
C       F  C          F
My beloved monster is tough

C            F        C           F
if she wants she will destroy you

C          F       C          F
but if you lay her down for a kiss

C          F              C       F
her little heart it could explode


Chorus:
G                                 C
She will always be the only thing

G                                          C
That comes between me and the awful stink

G                           C (1 hit)
That comes from living in a world that's so damn

C F

C  F
...mean

C           F
la la la la la la la la la         x2

C F (1 hit)

And so it is. Simple song. the rhythm is slightly weird but if you listen to the version 
the live from town hall you can pick up easy enough.

R