"Hi My Name Is..." (Intro/Chorus)
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 "Hi Kids..." (verse 1)
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 "Hi My Name Is..." (Chorus 2)
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 "Mindless Teacher wanted..." (verse 2)
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"99% of my life i was..." (bridge)
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 "Hi My Name Is..." (Chorus 3)
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 "Stop the tape..." (verse 3)
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 "Clothes ripped like..."(bridge)
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 "Hi My Name Is..." (Chorus 4)
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