...MERMAIDS... by Flight of the Conchords
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*from Episode 9 (2007)*


*N.B...Ukulele CHORD DIAGRAMS follow the Guitar Tab*


Intro:

(n.C)
 Ahh Ahh...ahh Ahh...

Dmaj7
 Ahh Ahh...ahh Ahh...

    C#m
Ahh Ahh...

Bridge 1:

Bm7                  Amaj7
 Mermaids, mermaids, mermaids, mermaids.
Bm7                                  Amaj7
 Mermaid, mermaid, mermaid, mermaid, mermaid, mermaid, mermaid.

Verse 1:

Bm7                       Amaj7
 Mermaid murmured into my ear.
    Bm7                                  Amaj7
The answers to questions, I'm longing to hear.
Bm7                                          Amaj7
 Does it relax you to hear, the sound of the land?
Bm7                                       Amaj7
 Do you, a mermaid, have, slightly webbed hands?

Bm7
 Is it normal for a guy, to wear a scuba apparatus,
              Amaj7
When he makes love in the sea? (Make love to me).
Bm7
 Would it be weird for you, if I touched your fishy half?
Amaj7
 I know it would be for me.

Chorus 1:

Bm7            Amaj7
 (Ah ah ah oh, wa-ee-ah wa-ee-ah),
Bm7            Amaj7 (n.C)
 (Ah ah ah oh, ooh-A-ooh-A-ooh, A-ooh-A-ooh).

Verse 2:

Bm7                                       Amaj7
 Do you have mermaid parties, beneath the sea? (Am I invited?)
Bm7                                         Amaj7
 At these mermaid parties; do you smoke sea-weed?
(If so, then how do you light it?)

Bm7                                              Amaj7
 Are you the answer to a drunken sailor's lonely wish?
(Wish, wish, wish...)

   Bm7
Or are you an optical illusion, caused by a woman sitting on a rock,
               Amaj7
Holding half a fish? (Half a sexy fish...)

Chorus 2:

Bm7            Amaj7
 (Ah ah ah oh, wa-ee-ah wa-ee-ah),
Bm7            Amaj7 (n.C)              Amaj7
 (Ah ah ah oh, ooh-A-ooh-A-ooh, A-ooh-A-ooh).


CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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  Dmaj7    C#m     Bm7    Amaj7

 EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
 xx0222  x46654  x24232  x02120


*UKULELE CHORDS*
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 Dmaj7  C#m     Bm7   Amaj7

 GCEA   GCEA   GCEA   GCEA
 2224   1104   4222   1100

                                    ____
           _             __   __   |  __|  __    __
          | |   _   _   |  \ /  |  | |__   \ \  / /
  _____   | |  | | | |  |       |  |__  |   \ \/ /
 |  ___|  | |  | | | |  | |\_/| |   __| |    \  /
 | |= =   | |  | |_| |  | | = | |  |____|     | |
 | |      | |  |_____|  | |   | |   = = =     | |
 | |___   | |   = = =   | |   | |             | |
 |_____|  | |           |_|   |_|             | |
  = = =   | |_____       =     =    Tabbed by |_|
          |_______|  Joel from cLuMsY, 2008    =
           = = = =      (clumsyband@hotmail.com)