Transcribed by: Alden Chew Chords: A x02220 Am x02210 A7 x02020 B7 x21202 Ctype1 x30210 Ctype2 x35553 C#m x46654 D xx0212 Dsus4 xx0233 E 012200 E7type1 010200 E7type2 0x2434 Ab 466544 Riff 1 E||---------------|| B||---------------|| G||---------------|| D||----------7----|| A||--2--2S4-------|| E||---------------|| Intro: Riff1 E Riff1 E Riff1 Verse: E E7type1 A Am E E7type1 A D Dsus4 D I run the God damned pretzel store at Buckingham Mall E E7type1 A Am E E7type1 A D Dsus4 D Here on the east wing's second floor I'm belle of the ball Ctype1 B7 But at night I could swear that I'm someone else Am B7 Riff1 Someone who's better Chorus: E Ab C#m E7type2 Why does no one come here to save me? A7 B7 E A B7 Why won't anybody stay? E Ab C#m E7type2 A7 B7 Cause I've got it in my head that maybe you could be her Riff1 Fill 1: E Riff1 Verse: Six hundred dollars, seven days, and I drink all I make While people with great big fat BA's, they move and they shake I can't dress me up, I can't take me out I can't do nothing Chorus: Why does no one come here to save me? Why won't anybody stay? Cause I've got it in my head that maybe you could be her Break: A7 B7 A7 B7 You don't come by no more A7 B7 A7 B7 You never wear that sweater I like A7 B7 A7 B7 You don't say nothing makes me think I'll ever get out of here Solo: E Ab C#m Ctype2 B E Ab C#m A E Ab C#m Ctype2 B E Ab C#m A Fill 1 Verse: Six in the morning, I'm awake, and it's nobody's fault I knot them up tightly, watch them bake, and rub in the salt Somewhere there's a hell that was meant for me And I think I found it Chorus: Why does no one come here to save me? Why won't anybody stay? A7 B7 Cause I've got it in my head that maybe you could be her A7 B7 you could be her Outro: E||----------------------|| B||------------0----3----|| G||--1----2---------1----|| D||--2--------------2----|| A||--2--------------2----|| E||--0--------------0----|| (Taken off of a page on JoCo's wiki, transcribed by Alden Chew.)