Standard Tuning!
Chords used:

F#m   : 2 3 3 2 2 2
Fm    : 1 2 2 1 1 1
A     : 5 7 7 6 5 5
E     : 0 2 2 1 0 0
C#m   : 4 4 6 6 5 4
Cm    : 3 3 5 5 4 3
Bm    : 2 2 4 4 3 2
F#m(2): 9 9 11 11 10 9
Em    : 7 7 9 9 8 7
Dm    : 5 5 7 7 6 5
C#7   : 4 4 6 4 6 4

[ intro ]

F#m, Fm x3, F#m

[ verse ]

A                    E                 A
I saw two shagbone men on the Vallance Road
A                             E               A
Said they'd pay me for your address, oh I was so bold
F#m                           C#m
I said you see these two cold fingers
F#m           C#m     Cm Bm
These crooked fingers I  show
E
You a way to mean no
 
A                     E                    A
Well they didn't like that much I can tell you
A                   E                      A
Said sunshine I would'n' wanna be in your shoes
F#m                          C#m
And they chased me up three flights of stairs
F#m                         C#m    Cm  Bm
Caught me in the lift how I sighed and said
   E
...you're impossible

[ chorus ]

F#m(2)             Em              Dm
But it's just like he's in another world
                C#m    Cm Bm
Doesn't see the danger on show
C#7 (let ring)
He'll wind up like Joseph bloody in a hole

F#m(2)             Em               Dm
And it's just like she's in another world
              C#m  Cm    Bm
How they suit each other oh
C#7 (let ring)
But you never get close
Its impossible

[ verse ]

A                E                A
Saw the same two men on the Cally road
A               E                    A
Said they'd double their offer I was so bold
F#m                           C#m
To say you see these two cold fingers
F#m           F#m    Cm Bm
These crooked fingers I show
E
Oh You's a way to mean no
 
[ chorus ]

F#m(2)             Em              Dm
But it's just like he's in another world
                C#m    Cm Bm
Doesn't see the danger on show
C#7 (let ring)
He'll wind up like Joseph bloody in a hole

F#m(2)             Em               Dm
And it's just like she's in another world
              C#m  Cm    Bm
How they suit each other oh
C#7 (let ring)
But you never get close
Unstoppable
 
[ verse ]

F#m                           C#m
To say you see these two cold fingers
F#m           F#m    Cm Bm
These crooked fingers I show
E
Oh You's a way to mean no

[ outro ]

F#m                Em              Dm
But it's just like were in another world
              C#m  Cm    Bm
How they suit each other oh no
C#7 (let ring)
But you never get close
Thats close enough