C
A pity she does not exist
                   Am
A shame he's not a fag
C
The only girl I ever loved was
F    G    C
Andrew in drag


C
There is no hope of love for me
                   Am
From here on I'm a stag
C
The only girl I'll ever love is
F    G    C
Andrew in drag

          F      C
Andrew in drag
G         G7
Andrew in drag
          F      C
Andrew in drag
G             G7
Yeah

C
I don't know why I even went
                   Am
It's really not my bag
C
Just thought it might be funny to see
F     G   C
Andrew in drag

C
The moment he walked on the stage
                 Am
My tail began to wag
C
Wag like a little wiener dog for
F     G   C
Andrew in drag


          F      C
Andrew in drag
G         G7
Andrew in drag
          F      C
Andrew in drag
G             G7
Yeah

C
I've always been a ladies' man
                    Am
And I don't have to brag
C
But I become a momma's boy for
F     G   C
Andrew in drag

C
I'd sign away my trust fund
                      Am
I would even sell the Jag
C
If I could spend my misspent youth with
F     G   C
Andrew in drag

          F      C
Andrew in drag
G         G7
Andrew in drag
          F      C
Andrew in drag
G             G7
Yeah

C
So stick him in a dress and
                      Am
He's the only boy I'd shag
C
The only boy I'd anything is
F     G   C
Andrew in drag

C
I'll never see that girl again
               Am
He did it as a gag
C
I'll pine away forevermore for
F     G   C
Andrew in drag