This is my first tab and I'm not to sure if this will be my last.
Before you read this I want to acknowledge that modest mouse is a 
totally dedicated individualist band. I have never heard anything 
like them. Around where I live there are a bunch of idiots who love 
to come to sites like this and learn songs like these and try to look
cool by playing them. Well let me tell you what, hopefully you're not 
one of these people and if you are, well then, good luck to you 
and your foolish fantasy. And I quote "I do not need for you to tell 
me that I'm not a cat."


This is the intro to the song where the guy sings about a guy who 
 doesn't want to cut his hair and so on.
E-------------------------------------------------------------
E-------------------------------------------------------------
B-------------------------------------------------------------
G---------------5---------------------------------------------
D------7------5--5-----5----3---------------------------------
A----7--7---3---------5-5--3-3--------------------------------
E--5----------------3-----1-----------------------------------


  During all the versus this is played and is repeated as many times
as you hear it.
E----------------------------------------------------------------
B----------------------------------------------------------------
G------5-5-------------------------------------------------------
D-7-7--5-5-5-5--3-3----------------------------------------------
A-7-7--3-3-5-5--3-3----------------------------------------------
E-5-5------3-3--1-1----------------------------------------------

  This next part is after most versus if not all. It's the part
where the guy keeps on saying "uh oh oh uh oh oh  uh uh oh oh ohohohohohoh"
E----------------------------------------------------------------
B--5-6-5656--35--131 0-------------------------------------------
G----------------------2-4---24242-------------------------------
D----------------------------------------------------------------
A----------------------------------------------------------------
E----------------------------------------------------------------

Thats how it's played and I probably missed something but this is the main idea.