Standard tuning
Put down intermediate because its full of barre chords, but if you can do them youre laughing

First tab for UG, done entirely by ear so please comment!

Chord voicings:

B      x24442
Fdim  x8979x
Ab7    464564
F#7    242342
C#m    x46634
F#aug  xx4332
Cdim   x3424x
B   x99877
C#     x46664
F#     244322


F dim                          B
        Whenever life gets you down mrs brown
    Fdim                B
And things seem hard or tough
    Fdim                 B          Ab7
and people are stupid, obnoxious or daft
        C#m                        F#7    F#aug
and you feel like youve had quite enough

       B
Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
                                       F#
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,

That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
                                    B
A sun that is the source of all our power

The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
    Ab                          C#m
Are moving at a million miles a day
      E            Fdim          B              Cdim
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
       C#        F#              B
Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.

link: E   Fdim   B   Cdim   C#   F#   B

    B
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
                                            F#
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.

It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,
                                                    B
But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.

We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.
      Ab                               C#m
We go 'round every two hundred million years,
        E         Fdim        B        Cdim
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
         C#           F#         B
In this amazing and expanding universe.

String solo: Same chords as the verse

    B
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
                                F#
In all of the directions it can whizz

As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
                                              B
Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.

So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
     Ab                        C#m
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
    E                   Fdim           B            Cdim
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
               C#         F#           B
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth