This song is really easy

E|-|
B|-|
G|7|
D|7|played entirely while melvins screaming i gotta pee
A|5|
E|-|

On the "Call 911" part it goes

E|--------------------------|
B|--------------------------|
G|22-xx--------33-xx--------|
D|22-xx-22-222-33-xx-55-555-|
A|00-xx-22-222-11-xx-55-555-|
E|------00-000-------33-333-|
   .            .

E|---------------------|
B|---------------------|
G|22-xx--------33-xx---|
D|22-xx-22-222-33-xx-5-|
A|00-xx-22-222-11-xx-5-|
E|------00-000-------3-|
   .            .