NOFX
The New Happy Birthday Song
Standard Tuning

Intro
E|-------------------
B|-------------------
G|-----7--9----------
D|--7--7--9--5-------
A|--7--5--7--5-------
E|--5--------3-------

Verse
E|-----------------------
B|-----------------------
G|-----------------------
D|-------7777-9999-------
A|--7777-5555-7777-7777--
E|--5555-----------5555--
pm.......................

Chorus "we all wanted..."
E|-------------------------
B|-------------------------
G|-7----9------9------7--9-
D|-7----9----7-9-5----7--9-
A|-5----7----7-7-5----5--7-
E|------7----5-0-2---------

E|-----------------------
B|-----------------------
G|----7-9------7-9-------
D|--7-7-9----7-7-9-5--7--
A|--7-5-7----7-5-7-5--7--
E|--5--------5-----3--5--

Happy Birthday, you're not special
You're getting older, but not much better
We all wanted to embarass you
Thats why we're singing this song
So happy fucking birthday, you're not special