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| NOFX- One Million Coasters |
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"They make great Christmas tree ornaments..."

Tuning: Standard EADG


Intro
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D|-3~-5~-7~-5-3-5-2~-3~-5~--5555x----3~-2~-0~----------0~----0000x----|
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Verse
"Coasters and frisbees..."
3.
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D|-------------------------------------33-333-33333-333-355-555-55555-555-5-|
A|-33-333-33333-333-300-000-00000-000-0-------------------------------------|--x2
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Chorus
"Bring your family..."
4.
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D|-----------------00-000-000-000-0---------------------------------|
A|-33-333-333-333-3--------------------------------00-000-000-000-0-|
E|---------------------------------33-333-333-333-3-----------------|

"Blank floppy disks..."
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Outro
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D|--------------------3~-2~-0~-----------|
A|-3~-3~-3~--3333x--------------3333x----|
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Verse
"Guard rail reflectors..."
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A|-33-333-33333-333-300-000-00000-000-0-------------------------------------|--x2
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Chorus
"Full of cassete tapes..."
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D|-----------------00-000-000-000-0---------------------------------|
A|-33-333-333-333-3--------------------------------00-000-000-000-0-|
E|---------------------------------33-333-333-333-3-----------------|

"Kodak 110's..."
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Outro
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E|--------------------------------3~-3~-3~-----------------------|

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Lyrics:

Coasters and Frisbees
Fish lures for deep seas
Mobiles for infants
They make great Christmas tree ornaments

Bring the whole family, parking is free
You're going to love our selection 
of 8-track tapes,
Blank floppy discs, mobile car phones, 
Atari 2600 consoles

Guard rail reflectors
Hold 'em hand protectors
Halloween handouts
We got a ten-thousand foot warehouse
Full of cassette tapes, persimmon woods,
Ink jet printers, telephone booths,
Sony Walkman's, Kodak 110's,
Analog TV's, Betamax's
And 10 million CD's 



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| RaiLeff                       |
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