The Offspring - "Why Don't You Get A Job?" Tabbed by Nick Thom@cyberdude.com Chords: F Bb C G e---1----------1---------3-----------3------------| B---1----------3---------5-----------3------------| G---2----------3---------5-----------4------------| D---3----------3---------5-----------5------------| A---3----------1---------3-----------5------------| E---1--------------------------------3------------| VERSE 1: (No guitar this verse!!) My friend's got a girlfriend Man he hates that bitch He tells me every day He says "Man I really gotta lose my chick In the worst kind of way" VERSE 2: F She sits on her ass Bb He works his hands to the bone F C To give her money every payday F Bb But she wants more dinero just to stay at home F C F Well my friend, you gotta say CHORUS: F Bb I won't pay, I won't pay ya, No Way-ay-ay-ay F C F Na na, why don't you get a job? F Bb Say no way, say no way-ah, no way-ay-ay-ay F C F Na na, why don't you get a job? VERSE 3: F Bb I guess all his money, well it isn't enough F C To keep her bill collectors at bay F Bb I guess all his money, well it isn't enough F C F Cause that girl's got expensive taste CHORUS BREAK: Bb Well I guess it ain't easy F Doing nothing at alllllllll ohhhh yeahhhh Bb But hey man free rides just don't G C Come along every day (Let me tell you about my other friend now) VERSE 4: F My friend's got a boyfriend Bb Man she hates that dick F C She tells me every day F Bb He wants more dinero just to stay at home F C F Well my friend, you gotta say CHORUS (x2) ENDING: F Bb I won't give you no money, I'll always pay F C F Na na, why don't you get a job? F Bb Say no way, say no way-ah, no way-ay-ay-ay F C END on F Na na, why don't you get a job?